If you've ever said "that's a phishing link" in real life...
If you log off your terminal just to grab coffee…
If you know that HTTP ≠ secure...
You deserve a T-shirt that speaks your language.
At TechGeeksApparel, we design T-shirts that hit home for red teamers, blue teamers, and the burnout-prone pros keeping the digital world from catching fire.
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Funny Hacker T-Shirts You’ll Only Get If You Work in Cybersecurity
- I’m In The Mainframe
I’m In The Mainframe – Funny Hacker 90s Movie Meme Shirt
Great for fans of cheesy hacking movies, green terminal aesthetics, and yelling "I’m in!" at the screen for no reason.
- Purple Team Cybersecurity T-Shirt
Purple Team Cybersecurity T-Shirt – Red + Blue Collab Tee
Red meets blue. Offense meets defense. This shirt is the ultimate middle-ground flex for hybrid cyber warriors.
- Red Team Attack Cybersecurity T-Shirt
Red Team Ethical Hacking Pen Testing T-Shirt
You don’t fix the firewall — you find the gap before the bad guys do. And then you tell everyone how to fix it. Respectfully.
- Remember To Log Off Before You Leave
Cybersecurity Reminder Shirt – Log Off Protocol
A shirt for the teammate who always forgets to log off. Or maybe… it’s for you. 👀
- Stop Being So Insecure
Stop Being So Insecure – Funny HTTP Security Shirt
This isn’t just a dig at bad protocols — it’s a reminder to encrypt your feelings and your traffic.
- Trust Me, I’m An Ethical Hacker
Trust Me I’m An Ethical Hacker – InfoSec Humor Tee
Yes, it’s legal. Yes, it’s ethical. Yes, you still raised an eyebrow. That’s the point.
- World’s Okayest Cybersecurity Pro
World’s Okayest Cybersecurity Pro – Relatable Hacker Shirt
You don’t need a trophy — just a nap and maybe a working VPN. This shirt is for the cyber everyman.
- Hack The Planet
Hack The Planet – Ethical Hacker + Cyberpunk Shirt
You’ve got the root access, the mindset, and maybe even the trench coat. Time to complete the look.
- Think Before You Click
Think Before You Click – Phishing Awareness Shirt
Some users never learn. But now you don’t have to repeat yourself — just point to the shirt.
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From phishing memes to pen tester fits — this collection was made for digital defenders like you.
Why Hacker Tees Just Work
They make people laugh (especially the ones who "get it")
They’re wearable icebreakers at DEF CON, Black Hat, or your next tech meet
They tell the world what you do without saying a word
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