"This code isn't working yet,..."

A small collection of the all-to-often exclamations of software developers:

"This code isn't working (as expected) yet,..."

1, (classic) "it works on my machine."

1. "it worked fine yesterday."
2. "I haven't changed anything."
3. "it is exactly the same as the example in the documentation/tutorial."
4. "I have reverted all the changes I have made."
5. "it works fine in the production/testing environment."
6. "all the tests pass."

Such statements are made by junior and senior developers around the world.

Please contribute any you have encountered in the discussion below. Thanks.