Every programmer has a tale to share about vicious cycles in their life. Here are a few common forms of torture for the eternally damned:
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"Please, can you fix my printer?"
Me: I'm an developer, not an [CENSORED] IT technician.
Yes, I do hope people know the difference; there are many branches of computer sciences.
But what if software developers/engineers that also IT sysadmins are in the human resources teams?
"I'm a software person, not a hardware person" is my go-to for that one and all related questions
salespeople sold feature which is yet not implented hell
Haha yes the classic 'building the tracks from the front of the train' story:
Those Dilbert cartoons illustrate those points perfectly!
The last developer was much faster than you are.
Them: "It's broken"
Me: "Can you be more specific?"
Them: "I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A PRO I NEED THIS FIXED ASAP!!!111"
Thankfully not had this in my current job but wow... :D
Employer: "We would like to replace the technology we currently use with this famous one". Me: Why? Is there any technical reasons?
Employer: No, it's just the trend of these days. We need to immigrant for the sake of immigration!
Right
Definitely defending broken code/bugs with "i swear it worked on my machine/when I tested it ten minutes ago"
... well, its obviously broken so do something about it instead. 😅
Hmmm I had a job like this ^^^
Not every job is like this ^^^
You might find less hell one day
“Unable to be able” 🤣
Funny
Good and fun article.
Though, I was wondering why a commit would wear makeup...
10 is so awfully truth, or truthy? Lol
Since there is callback, there should be concurrency