What's your best dev pick-up line?

Adele Francois on February 07, 2018

With Valentine's Day around the corner, what's your best dev pick-up line? Can also be a pick-up line you've seen somewhere! [Read Full]
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Give me a handshake so I can secure this connection?

 
  • "Would you add your number to my phone's global scope?".

  • "I don't know about you, but I always like to KISS on the first date" (Keep It Simple Stupid).

 

Are you a webpack config?
Because you're hard to understand but so worth it

 

are you a node module? because I always want to require you :)

 
 
 

Me: hey, we should go out sometime.

Them: (hesitating a bit)

Me: sudo we should go out sometime.

 
  • "Hey, excuse me, but I couldn't stop recursively looking at how beautiful you are."

EDIT:

  • "Everytime I try to count the things I like about you I run into an OutOfMemoryException."
 

"Everytime I try to count the things I like about you I run into an IndexOutOfBoundException."

I may be mistaken, but wouldn't that mean that you are expecting to find a value at a certain index but it is not there? Meaning, like, I thought I liked 10 things about you, but when I went to look it turned out it was only 7 or so.

 

Yeah, that's actually right... what I wanted to say was that there are even more things than I expected. How could I "refactor" that pick-up line?

#brainfartoftheday

 
 
 
 
  • "You are the right type of Girl.java I need in my life."
 
 
 

These are gonna be pretty cheesy but they made me chuckle:

  • Hey girl, my attraction for you got an OutOfMemoryException
  • You seem to be implementing my IdealGirlInterface.
  • Wanna concatenate tonight?
 

Are you an exception?
Because I always want to catch you.

K. Bye.

 

No buffer in the world is big enough to store my love for you

 
 
 

You are like a semicolon, without you everything falls apart

 
 

Do we really need to import react-router-dom to link up?

 
  • "No matter how many exceptions life puts between us, I know I will finally get to your 💓".

(Might not be grammatically correct)

 

My immutable love for you is coming from the single source of truth.

 
 

for (let me in you ){
me[you].push(it);
me[you].pop();
}

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