"Hello, it's me" - A Dell through the Windows

Wanna unzip my java package?

Girl are you CSS? Cause you got class

Give me a handshake so I can secure this connection?

• "Would you add your number to my phone's global scope?".

• "I don't know about you, but I always like to KISS on the first date" (Keep It Simple Stupid).

Are you a webpack config?
Because you're hard to understand but so worth it

are you a node module? because I always want to require you :)

Ready to git commit ted?

“If you were a composer package, I’d require global”

Me: hey, we should go out sometime.

Them: (hesitating a bit)

Me: sudo we should go out sometime.

• "Hey, excuse me, but I couldn't stop recursively looking at how beautiful you are."

EDIT:

• "Everytime I try to count the things I like about you I run into an OutOfMemoryException."

I got a 404 in my chest.
You just took my heart away.

• "You are the right type of Girl.java I need in my life."

„Hello, World!“ 🤔

• "If you give me the chance, you will never have to create another branch."

These are gonna be pretty cheesy but they made me chuckle:

• Hey girl, my attraction for you got an OutOfMemoryException
• You seem to be implementing my IdealGirlInterface.
• Wanna concatenate tonight?

Are you an exception?
Because I always want to catch you.

K. Bye.

No buffer in the world is big enough to store my love for you

"Excuse me, what's the wifi password?"

STDIN?

You are like a semicolon, without you everything falls apart

Wanna run sudo mount --bind on my system?

Do we really need to import react-router-dom to link up?

• "No matter how many exceptions life puts between us, I know I will finally get to your 💓".

(Might not be grammatically correct)

My immutable love for you is coming from the single source of truth.

You are DoS-ing my heart

for (let me in you ){
me[you].push(it);
me[you].pop();
}