I'm a Software Engineer and a teacher.
There's no feeling quite like the one you get when you watch someone's eyes light up learning something they didn't know.
"Everytime I try to count the things I like about you I run into an IndexOutOfBoundException."
I may be mistaken, but wouldn't that mean that you are expecting to find a value at a certain index but it is not there? Meaning, like, I thought I liked 10 things about you, but when I went to look it turned out it was only 7 or so.
I'm a Software Engineer and a teacher.
There's no feeling quite like the one you get when you watch someone's eyes light up learning something they didn't know.
Girl are you CSS? Cause you got class
are you a node module? because I always want to require you :)
Are you a webpack config?
Because you're hard to understand but so worth it
"Would you add your number to my phone's global scope?".
"I don't know about you, but I always like to KISS on the first date" (Keep It Simple Stupid).
Ready to git commit ted?
“If you were a composer package, I’d require global”
Lol, wow
Me: hey, we should go out sometime.
Them: (hesitating a bit)
Me: sudo we should go out sometime.
EDIT:
I may be mistaken, but wouldn't that mean that you are expecting to find a value at a certain index but it is not there? Meaning, like, I thought I liked 10 things about you, but when I went to look it turned out it was only 7 or so.
Yeah, that's actually right... what I wanted to say was that there are even more things than I expected. How could I "refactor" that pick-up line?
#brainfartoftheday
OutOfMemoryException
Mah hero! 😂
Good point!
Wanna unzip my java package?
Haha, there's a similar pick up line here, check it out:
youtube.com/watch?v=MmPFMN6nYsg
Give me a handshake so I can secure this connection?
"Hello, it's me" - A Dell through the Windows
„Hello, World!“ 🤔
Damn, so romantic lol
Are you an exception?
Because I always want to catch you.
K. Bye.
These are gonna be pretty cheesy but they made me chuckle:
I got a 404 in my chest.
You just took my heart away.
No buffer in the world is big enough to store my love for you
"Excuse me, what's the wifi password?"
You are like a semicolon, without you everything falls apart
STDIN?
Wanna run
sudo mount --bindon my system?(Might not be grammatically correct)
My immutable love for you is coming from the single source of truth.
Do we really need to import react-router-dom to link up?
for (let me in you ){
me[you].push(it);
me[you].pop();
}
You are DoS-ing my heart
SELECT *
FROM World
WHERE someone LIKE '%you%'
;
No results returned
I created a clip about the best programmers pick up lines:
youtube.com/watch?v=MmPFMN6nYsg