What's your best dev pick-up line?

With Valentine's Day around the corner, what's your best dev pick-up line? Can also be a pick-up line you've seen somewhere!

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[Bruno Louzada]

Girl are you CSS? Cause you got class

[Belhassen Chelbi]

are you a node module? because I always want to require you :)

[Max]

Are you a webpack config?
Because you're hard to understand but so worth it

[Christian Vasquez]

• "Would you add your number to my phone's global scope?".

• "I don't know about you, but I always like to KISS on the first date" (Keep It Simple Stupid).

[ｅｎｄａｎ]

Ready to git commit ted?

[Mike]

“If you were a composer package, I’d require global”

[Allan N Jeremy]

Lol, wow

[Yechiel Kalmenson]

Me: hey, we should go out sometime.

Them: (hesitating a bit)

Me: sudo we should go out sometime.

[Christian Vasquez]

• "Hey, excuse me, but I couldn't stop recursively looking at how beautiful you are."

EDIT:

• "Everytime I try to count the things I like about you I run into an OutOfMemoryException."

[Ben Halpern]

"Everytime I try to count the things I like about you I run into an IndexOutOfBoundException."

I may be mistaken, but wouldn't that mean that you are expecting to find a value at a certain index but it is not there? Meaning, like, I thought I liked 10 things about you, but when I went to look it turned out it was only 7 or so.

[Christian Vasquez]

Yeah, that's actually right... what I wanted to say was that there are even more things than I expected. How could I "refactor" that pick-up line?

#brainfartoftheday

[Kasey Speakman]

OutOfMemoryException

[Christian Vasquez]

Mah hero! 😂

[Lance Contreras]

Good point!

[Stráhl István]

integer overflow? (in C or C++)

[ottonicasio]

Wanna unzip my java package?

[Mike]

Haha, there's a similar pick up line here, check it out:
youtube.com/watch?v=MmPFMN6nYsg

[Meghan (she/her)]

Give me a handshake so I can secure this connection?