💥 I Tried Building My Own OS. Now My BIOS Has Trust Issues.

wanted cinematic boot vibes. GRUB gave me:
grub rescue>
I embedded configs. Verified ISOs. Sacrificed Maggi to the boot gods. Still nothing.
Linker scripts? Just riddles written by ancient wizards. My kernel loaded into the void. I added debug prints. Got emotional damage.
After 3 hours and 2 cups of rage-fueled chai… It booted. The splash screen said:
“Welcome, Founder.” My BIOS cried.