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Meme Monday

Ben Halpern on October 02, 2023

Meme Monday!

Today's cover image comes from last week's thread.

DEV is an inclusive space! Humor in poor taste will be downvoted by mods.

John Johnson Okah • Oct 2 '23

Compiler: holy sh*t

Thomas Werner • Oct 2 '23

No problem, PR is up:

def HelloWorld(msg):
    eval(f'{msg}("{HelloWorld.__name__}")')

and the JS version for the frontend

const print = console.log

function HelloWorld(msg) {
    eval(`${msg}("${arguments.callee.name}")`)
}

Raí B. Toffoletto • Oct 5 '23

You are a true programmer! Took buggy legacy code and made it work 🎉

Oscar Ortiz • Oct 2 '23

Okay this one made me laugh 😆

Diner Das • Oct 2 '23

Christopher Wright • Oct 2 '23

Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel • Oct 5 '23

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Dumebi Okolo • Oct 2 '23

😂 😂

Griff Polk • Oct 2 '23

Found on google but still funny

OpenSource • Oct 3 '23

Ben Halpern • Oct 3 '23

Lol

Karim Abdallah • Oct 2 '23

V Sai Harsha • Oct 3 '23

No Sheldon Cooper presents. But this is a funny one related to logic gates

Dun • Oct 2 '23

Griff Polk • Oct 2 '23

This is how we programmers think about bugs in our code

Monty Harper • Oct 5 '23

If I let on that I know this came out of a Richard Scarry book, does that give away my age? Love Richard Scarry!

Ivan Isaac • Oct 2 '23

Rasheed K Mozaffar • Oct 2 '23

Ski • Oct 2 '23 • Edited

Makes no sense. C# doesn't really compete neither with c++ or rust, it's a slower higher level memory managed language. Microsoft is using C++ as well as Rust same way how Google or Mozilla does - where it makes better fit and low level efficiency is important. Google also doesn't use C++/Rust/Carbon for the kind of projects where Microsoft is using C# - for such projects Google is using Java and Golang.

Rasheed K Mozaffar • Oct 2 '23

You are right about the usability and performance deficiencies of C# in comparison, but the idea isn't about C# being more performant, it's rather that Microsoft is pouring a lot more in C# not caring about the other languages tryna kill C++ which is the point of the meme 😂

Ski • Oct 2 '23 • Edited

It's not like Microsoft isn't doing their own low level language research. It appears they been trying to adopt Rust in some of their projects.

Ava Nichols • Oct 2 '23

BernerT • Oct 2 '23

Oscar • Oct 2 '23

Frank Font • Oct 3 '23

Laughed a bit

Karim Abdallah • Oct 2 '23

V Sai Harsha • Oct 3 '23

Charles Brown • Oct 2 '23

Carlos Heryhelder • Oct 3 '23

Open source revolution \o/ 🤣

Sherry Day • Oct 2 '23

Griff Polk • Oct 3 '23

I know it’s tuesday but oh god this is so funny

Frank Font • Oct 3 '23

The best laughter hurts

Griff Polk • Oct 4 '23

Fraser Young • Oct 2 '23

Raí B. Toffoletto • Oct 5 '23

Ask them how many of those are real commits and not comments on PRs 😅

Keith Solomon • Oct 3 '23

Not showing them mine! 😂

Max • Oct 3 '23

☠️☠️☠️

1Link.Fun • Oct 7 '23

LOve this

Dream • Oct 2 '23

Jason Burkes • Oct 2 '23

Matt Ellen-Tsivintzeli • Oct 3 '23

function()
{
}

till I die

Frank Font • Oct 3 '23

I've had people try to kill me over that. I finally caved in a few years ago and have been doing the ugly conventional opening brace at end of top line. You are on your own now.

raddevus • Oct 3 '23 • Edited

I have been programming since 1993 and I had always used

function doSomething()
{
}

Then sometime around 2010 I started learning AngularJS (the first rev) and for some reason I transformed into using :

function doSomething(){
}

Now I can't see the first one as anything but a waste of an extra line and something that is going to accumulate to make me scroll more. 😆🤓

Matt Ellen-Tsivintzeli • Oct 4 '23

The first allows you to see the start and end of scope. Your abomination is an unclear mess.

Raí B. Toffoletto • Oct 5 '23

def ():
😜

Raí B. Toffoletto • Oct 5 '23

I write mainly C# and JS today. Each language has it own convention, none bothers or attracts me... but I would definitely try to get rid of them like python did.