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Meme Monday

Ben Halpern on April 10, 2023

Meme Monday!

Today's cover image comes from last week's thread.

DEV is an inclusive space! Humor in poor taste will be downvoted by mods.

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Rasheed K Mozaffar

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Your files should be balanced

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Maciek Fitzner

But can its performance beat that of Avengers Assembler?

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Rasheed K Mozaffar

Well, it depends on which release of the Assembler you're using, if it's the infinity Assembler then yes, Thanos.js can easily outperform it, but if you're rocking the endgame Assembler, that one had massive performance boost so you'll have a great advantage 😉

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codingjlu

I randomly saw that website a while back, and from then on I often use netlify drop, which was the purpose of the website 🤣

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Harsh Sinha • Edited

Almost there...
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Jon Snow • Edited

meme

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Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel

🤣🤣🤣

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Jon Snow

memes

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Andres Becker

Why are dreams slow

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Jon Snow

memes

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Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel

🤣🤣🤣

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Jon Snow

memes

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Frank Font

With regex, you can turn one parsing problem into two parsing problems.

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Pranev

This has gotta be my favorite meme in this thread so far.

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Erin Bensinger

One of my fave movies 👻

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Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel

🤣🤣🤣

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Max

Old meme but still GOLD.
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raddevus

"writing 10 lines of code without searching Google...."
Sounds like the stuff of Myths & Legends to me. 😆
Probably all 10 lines are just comments. 🤓

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codingjlu

Yes, because nowadays people use this thing called Copilot :)

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Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel

🤣🤣🤣

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sahra 💫

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cubiclesocial • Edited

Open a helpdesk ticket. Person who picks up the ticket doesn't bother to read the first message which contains all the details of the highly technical problem and suggests something unrelated to the problem indicating they didn't bother to read the original message. Then you respond with summary of the problem and waste half a day of back and forth. They finally realize they can't actually deal with the issue and decide to escalate the issue from Goodmemeistan back to the U.S. where it belonged in the first place. Problem gets solved in 5 minutes by the only IT person in the U.S. that can fix the issue.

Attempt to go directly to the IT person in the U.S. who can handle the issue? "Open a helpdesk ticket."

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Max

Same solution will work for customers too 🤣

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Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel

🤣🤣🤣

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Bruno

Or chatgpt 🙈

What if i told you

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cubiclesocial

But they did have programming books and magazines. We've replaced those books/magazines of varying quality with StackOverflow, Google, and YouTube. The new options are also of varying quality but I'd argue generally a lot less quality than the books and magazines had.

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Tousif

They took a lot of time to code. They did not release software after every two weeks. Software used to be closed-source and not that complicated. Thanks to their hard work, now we've easy access to information

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Marcelloh

Not only took it a long time too code, but compiling stuff took 6 hours or more.

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cubiclesocial

We exchanged efficient code that took a while to compile with runtimes that eat far more resources on the end user's system. Progress!

Although some things still take 6 hours to build.

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Andres Becker

Oh no

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cubiclesocial

They'll regret laying you off in 6 months when the whole company implodes because you were the only person holding the whole place together.

On the plus side, you now have a bunch of time to write that book you were thinking about writing. Every situation is an opportunity!

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Asanka

timely and somewhat dark 🙃

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sahra 💫

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raddevus • Edited

Most likely, it's a time-zone problem.
I can fix it but you've got to update to UTC then divide by the square root of Australia's longitude. You may have to edit your registry too and overclock your processor, but, Dude, it'll fix it.

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Kimmo Lindholm

Vivado?

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Besworks

nope nope nope

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Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel

🤣🤣🤣

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sahra 💫

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Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel

🤣🤣🤣

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Bruno

Hear youre a dev

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Bruno

The algorithm

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Alvaro Montoro

A silly joke today:

Why couldn't the developer align the div? Because it was positioned off-the-grid.

And the live demo/source code.

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AnonymousTechDeveloper

JavaScript is very obedient (or very dumb)...
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Bervianto Leo Pratama

Bird

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Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel

🤣🤣🤣

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Silvestar Bistrović

Later.

Larry David’s smug face meme saying: “Accessibility? I’ll deal with it later.”

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Silvestar Bistrović

Not again.

The text “Another JS framework, but I didn’t try the last one,” in shocked Larry David meme.

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Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel

🤣🤣🤣

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NLxDoDge • Edited

Feature Bug Engineer

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S@jit

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