Software is the synergising of customer expectation management with business focussed applications of core competencies, fungible markets, and green field explorations.
With software we are able to maximise the potentiation of event driven, blue-sky thinking to truly move forward into utilizing profit focussed attention capture effectiveness.
Robby Russell is the CEO and co-owner of Planet Argon, a Ruby on Rails development firm based in Portland, Oregon. (and creator of Oh My Zsh & recently launched Maintainable podcast)
Got into computers when I learned BASIC when I was 14. That was back in the dark ages around 1973. Yes, there were computers back then. I graduated with a BSEE in 1982 and kept learning.
Location
Portland, OR
Education
BSEE and a bunch of other things I learned.
Work
General vollunteer, bus driver, and goof off. at Retired
software: the warm feeling of recently washed and dried clothes * - * (one of my favorite feelings)
OK, you win :D
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Speaking in otherworldly languages, summoning demons to do your bidding.
🐐🤘😈
I think the only incorrect part of this statement is the assumption that the demons will do your bidding.
*in the hope that they
If they don't do your bidding, we can always just redefine what our bidding was in the first place! ;)
Software is the pen name of the person who first said "it works on my machine"
"Did you try turning it off and on again?"
The result of mixing code with too much coffee
The only reasonable way to make a decent living with dadaistic poetry.
Top 6 software development languages in 2020
Software is the synergising of customer expectation management with business focussed applications of core competencies, fungible markets, and green field explorations.
With software we are able to maximise the potentiation of event driven, blue-sky thinking to truly move forward into utilizing profit focussed attention capture effectiveness.
It's like hardware but soft and flexible
It's when you unplug the modem from the socket, wait ten seconds, and plug it back in. 🤷🏼♂️
an illusion
But is that wrong? 🤔
Just google it, it's not that HARD 😂🤣😁
It's like softserve, but you put it on your body.
Software is one of 2 states that any man can be in
It is a tool for lazy people, to become active ones instead
Not an answer but 2min silence for software developers who are reading this.
Software is RAM's best friend
Typing orders at tiny chunks of poisoned sand to make them do math. Oh sorry... you said wrong answers.
Software is the only legal drug they even pay you to use
Software: Magical words that force wires and metal in a box to flip the on and off switch a lot really fast.
The opposite of hardware.
The department secretary?
Look, you said that you wanted wrong answers.
Thou speak'st wiser than thou art softly ware of
It's what gets me free access to coca cola, game consoles, coffee andbpizza
As it's an opposite of hardware, it doesn't exist since you can't touch it.
which feels soft when touched :)
Spaghetti.
Cotton plates, silk cups wool bowls.......