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What is software? (wrong answers only)
Ben Halpern
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software: the warm feeling of recently washed and dried clothes * - * (one of my favorite feelings)
OK, you win :D
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Speaking in otherworldly languages, summoning demons to do your bidding.
🐐🤘😈
I think the only incorrect part of this statement is the assumption that the demons will do your bidding.
*in the hope that they
If they don't do your bidding, we can always just redefine what our bidding was in the first place! ;)
It's like hardware but soft and flexible
"Did you try turning it off and on again?"
Software is the pen name of the person who first said "it works on my machine"
The only reasonable way to make a decent living with dadaistic poetry.
Top 6 software development languages in 2020
Software is the synergising of customer expectation management with business focussed applications of core competencies, fungible markets, and green field explorations.
With software we are able to maximise the potentiation of event driven, blue-sky thinking to truly move forward into utilizing profit focussed attention capture effectiveness.
The result of mixing code with too much coffee
It's when you unplug the modem from the socket, wait ten seconds, and plug it back in. 🤷🏼♂️
Just google it, it's not that HARD 😂🤣😁
It's like softserve, but you put it on your body.
Software is one of 2 states that any man can be in
an illusion
But is that wrong? 🤔
It is a tool for lazy people, to become active ones instead
Software is the only legal drug they even pay you to use
Typing orders at tiny chunks of poisoned sand to make them do math. Oh sorry... you said wrong answers.
Software is RAM's best friend
Spaghetti.
Not an answer but 2min silence for software developers who are reading this.
The opposite of hardware.
Software: Magical words that force wires and metal in a box to flip the on and off switch a lot really fast.
As it's an opposite of hardware, it doesn't exist since you can't touch it.
It's what gets me free access to coca cola, game consoles, coffee andbpizza
which feels soft when touched :)
Thou speak'st wiser than thou art softly ware of
The department secretary?
Look, you said that you wanted wrong answers.
Cotton plates, silk cups wool bowls.......
Software is that squishy wet thing that you step in on the floor in the middle of the night on the way to the bathroom.