Entertain me.
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software: the warm feeling of recently washed and dried clothes * - * (one of my favorite feelings)
OK, you win :D
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Speaking in otherworldly languages, summoning demons to do your bidding.
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I think the only incorrect part of this statement is the assumption that the demons will do your bidding.
*in the hope that they
If they don't do your bidding, we can always just redefine what our bidding was in the first place! ;)
"Did you try turning it off and on again?"
Software is the pen name of the person who first said "it works on my machine"
The result of mixing code with too much coffee
Software is the synergising of customer expectation management with business focussed applications of core competencies, fungible markets, and green field explorations.
With software we are able to maximise the potentiation of event driven, blue-sky thinking to truly move forward into utilizing profit focussed attention capture effectiveness.
It's like hardware but soft and flexible
The only reasonable way to make a decent living with dadaistic poetry.
Top 6 software development languages in 2020
It's when you unplug the modem from the socket, wait ten seconds, and plug it back in. 🤷🏼♂️
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