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Ben Halpern
Ben Halpern

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What is software? (wrong answers only)

Entertain me.

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Pandita

software: the warm feeling of recently washed and dried clothes * - * (one of my favorite feelings)

girl carrying clothes

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Marian

OK, you win :D

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Ben Halpern

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Mike Bybee • Edited on

Speaking in otherworldly languages, summoning demons to do your bidding.
🐐🀘😈

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Stephen Gerkin

I think the only incorrect part of this statement is the assumption that the demons will do your bidding.

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Mike Bybee • Edited on

*in the hope that they

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Stephen Gerkin • Edited on

If they don't do your bidding, we can always just redefine what our bidding was in the first place! ;)

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Quintus Cardozo • Edited on

It's like hardware but soft and flexible

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PaweΕ‚ Ludwiczak

"Did you try turning it off and on again?"

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Andrei Dascalu

Software is the pen name of the person who first said "it works on my machine"

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Fabian Holzer

The only reasonable way to make a decent living with dadaistic poetry.

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cubiclesocial

Top 6 software development languages in 2020

  1. HTML
  2. SQL
  3. XML
  4. JSON
  5. CSV
  6. PDF
  7. DOCX
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Matt Ellen • Edited on

Software is the synergising of customer expectation management with business focussed applications of core competencies, fungible markets, and green field explorations.

With software we are able to maximise the potentiation of event driven, blue-sky thinking to truly move forward into utilizing profit focussed attention capture effectiveness.

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Andrei Dascalu

The result of mixing code with too much coffee

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Albert Ulysses • Edited on

It's when you unplug the modem from the socket, wait ten seconds, and plug it back in. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

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Kushal Niroula

Just google it, it's not that HARD πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜

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Winston Puckett

It's like softserve, but you put it on your body.

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ItsThatHexagonGuy

Software is one of 2 states that any man can be in

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Robby Russell πŸ˜πŸš‚

an illusion

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Ben Halpern

But is that wrong? πŸ€”

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Manuel Spigolon

It is a tool for lazy people, to become active ones instead

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