Please compile, please compile,
It would surely make me smile,
When I glance at the clock,
And thirty minutes has gone by non-stop,
I think that I've won, that I've beaten the odds,
But alas it is not the day, says the evil programming gods,
As this is all a ruse, just one big long deception,
Since my terminal froze ten minutes ago, from an UndefinedException
Started coding at the age of 13, now a professional software engineer and Scrum Master, creating and maintaining enterprise solutions. Eat - Sleep - Code - Lift - Repeat 💪🏾
Code, oh code,
is this string a float?
Let me write a method to check,
with numerous errors the compiler reports back!
What the heck did I wrong?
Give me a hint, at least a little one!
After searching half the day,
I got it fixed - hurray!
Brought up during my daily retrospective,
in the future, I have to be more perceptive!
valfable=("Nouns *AND* verbs, what a thought!"::"I'd heard they'd fought"::"War!"::"Internet said, 'WOT? NOT!'"::"Verbs are still an afterthought?"::"Noire..."::"A val, he kills"::Nil)fable(0)
Bits. Bits and pieces. Bits and Bytes. I see the spinner whilst it compiles. Waiting. Chunks of code. Bits and pieces. My mind reduced to machinery; logic; harsh, rude and singular truth.
I type. I save. I press the button. I watch the spinner.
Code lights up as exceptions are thrown. Thrown exceptions, breaking the code in bits and pieces. Like a CPU, my mind goes into overdrive, heating up ever so slightly. Where did I go wrong, what did I do wrong. I think, I linger.
I type. I save. I press the button. I watch the spinner.
“It works for me”, “Not enough information”, “By Design”. Writing on the interwebs can only answer my lingering questions so much. Piece by piece I will find the solution and write the code, from mind to machinery.
Please compile, please compile,
It would surely make me smile,
When I glance at the clock,
And thirty minutes has gone by non-stop,
I think that I've won, that I've beaten the odds,
But alas it is not the day, says the evil programming gods,
As this is all a ruse, just one big long deception,
Since my terminal froze ten minutes ago, from an UndefinedException
This is lame but try it on Language CLI.
Code, oh code,
is this string a float?
Let me write a method to check,
with numerous errors the compiler reports back!
What the heck did I wrong?
Give me a hint, at least a little one!
After searching half the day,
I got it fixed - hurray!
Brought up during my daily retrospective,
in the future, I have to be more perceptive!
Originally posted on my blog: jonasws.github.io/2016/04/02/pytho...
As listed on xpbytes.com/404, written in 2015
Bits. And pieces.
Bits. Bits and pieces. Bits and Bytes. I see the spinner whilst it compiles. Waiting. Chunks of code. Bits and pieces. My mind reduced to machinery; logic; harsh, rude and singular truth.
I type. I save. I press the button. I watch the spinner.
Code lights up as exceptions are thrown. Thrown exceptions, breaking the code in bits and pieces. Like a CPU, my mind goes into overdrive, heating up ever so slightly. Where did I go wrong, what did I do wrong. I think, I linger.
I type. I save. I press the button. I watch the spinner.
“It works for me”, “Not enough information”, “By Design”. Writing on the interwebs can only answer my lingering questions so much. Piece by piece I will find the solution and write the code, from mind to machinery.
I type. I save. I want to press the button
My mind wanders and I am lost.
while (TRUE) {
if (happiness / 1 > π)
printf("me")
return free;
}
Summertime code - a haiku.
Tranquil summertime
A snaking, squiggly code builds
despite the linter
Code oh code
You should work
But you don't
You're a real mess
Oh, maybe that's the point?
I scaffolded it
I coded it
I refactored it
I tested it
I deployed it
I need a beer
I didn't write this but I have to share it. Jo Pearce owned it jopearce.co.uk/poetry/aisforangular/. An angular poem
git co -b feature-branch
git commit -m "some code"
git rebase master
error: could not apply 230d653...
answer == false
Error! Instruction is bad
def Try_Harder end