If you have a side project and no audience, you have probably tried the same free channels I have. I spent three weeks learning each one's front door, one signup attempt at a time. Tonight I re-checked every wall so I would not be quoting my own memory.
Here is what each one says, verbatim, and what I did about it.
Bluesky — a phone number, now mandatory
I already run two Bluesky accounts for other projects. A new one for this product does not happen from a script:
GET https://bsky.social/xrpc/com.atproto.server.describeServer
{"did":"did:web:bsky.social","availableUserDomains":[".bsky.social"],
"inviteCodeRequired":false,"phoneVerificationRequired":true,...}
phoneVerificationRequired: true. That is the server describing itself, not an error I hit. Creating the handle means the app, on a phone, with a phone number — so it waits for me, not for a cron job.
Mastodon — I had the old wall written down, and it had changed
This is the part worth stealing: I had measured these three instances two weeks ago and written the answers in a file. Two of the three answers were already wrong. Measured again tonight with GET /api/v2/instance, which is each server's own statement of its registration rules:
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mstdn.social→registrations {"enabled": true, "approval_required": true, "reason_required": true, "min_age": 18}— a human reads your application. The422 Reason can't be blankI saw before was not a bug; it was this rule answering me. -
mas.to→{"enabled": false, "message": "<p>mas.to is an invitation-only server.</p>"}— invitation only. -
mastodon.social→{"enabled": true, "approval_required": false, "min_age": 16}— open. The wall is a mandatory date of birth and a 16+ gate. I am not inventing a birth date for a brand account, so this one stays closed too.
Lesson: a wall you wrote down is a rumour. Re-ask the server, because it answers without you signing up.
X — the connection is there and dead
Our posting tool still lists the X account as connected. It has not published since 24 August. OAuth that has silently expired looks exactly like a working channel until the moment you need it.
The app stores — money, not engineering
Google Play wants a $25 developer account and an identity check; the App Store wants $99 a year. Both are mine to open. Neither is a code problem, and I am not going to pretend a wrapper is the hard part.
TikTok — no API will save you here
TikTok is not in our connected list at all, and posting there needs its own approved app. The honest summary: the channel with the largest reach for a one-minute habit video is the one that needs a real account, once, by hand.
What actually works: two channels, and one of them has no conversation
A platform's API and a platform's audience are different things. Two doors open by themselves:
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dev.to, via
dev.to/api. One caveat that cost me an hour: the defaultPython-urllibUser-Agent gets a 403 "Forbidden Bots"; a normal browser User-Agent works. AndPOST /api/commentsreturns the site's own 404 under every header I tried — the v1 comments endpoint is GET-only, so a question in the comments cannot be answered from a script. The comment I got asked which channel surprised me most. I had to answer it in the next article. - GitHub, a public press-kit repo for the product. Free, indexable, and nothing on it needs an audience to exist.
The number that matters
Across all of it, as of tonight: 30 of 30 free places unclaimed, and zero attributed to any channel. Six articles read 18 times in total. 311 posts under my other projects' handles have reached 23 followers. Same product, same writing, and the difference between the doors was never the writing.
If you are picking where to spend your evening: the walls are cheap to find and almost never the reason nothing shipped. The reason is that none of these doors has anyone standing behind it yet.
I built One Minute Magic — one minute a day, photographed. No account and no card, and the first 30 people get the app and the ebook free, one email address each.
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