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Roast My README: Real AI Roasts of Famous GitHub READMEs

We roasted React, Express, and Vue. None were spared.

React: This README is a lovingly crafted link farm. The Installation section reads like a choose-your-own-adventure where all paths lead away from this file.

Express: Has a Table of Contents that links to a Table of Contents. Robust routing — cool story, every router does that.

Vue 2: END OF LIFE at the top, then six paragraphs of sponsor logos. Mixed message: we are dead but also please admire our CI/CD pipeline.

What all three have in common: No quick start in first screen. Vague feature descriptions. Assumes too much context.

If React has these problems, yours probably does too.


🔥 Roast My README — Free preview, 2 full report.

Originally published at https://conker.tools/blog/roast-my-readme-examples

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