In the same style as the Love is ... comic, write your best Programming is ... line.
To start this off, an adaptation of a Louis Srygley quote:
[Without requirements or design, ]
Programming is ... the art of adding bugs to an empty text file.
Header image adapted from Geek & Poke
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Programming is ... an exercise in managed uncertainty.
Programming is ... the mud on your hand that won't wash off.
Programming is ... the art of sending stack overflow a lot traffic.
Programming is... pain, anyone who tells you differently is selling something.
Oh no 😱 That is not right. It should not ever be like that.
Soo... what are you selling? :P
Pain + reward ... hopefully :)
Most of the time, at least :)
... feeling proud when you solve hard task.
... feeling a little disappointed when someone finds better solution.
%))
There's always going to be a better solution, no need to feel bad.
No need, sure... But it happens. :))
Programming is... discovering that silly error which has been bugging you forever
Introducing bugs in a manageable way until it works.😎
Programming is... never having to say you're sorry. With so many moving parts, frameworks and libraries in your project, you can always shift the blame 😂
Programming is ... the path to the dark side. Programming leads to bugs, bugs lead to debugging, debugging leads to suffering.
Programming is ... feel like having superpowers, which we have to use with responsibility.
...or, in any kind - usefull at all.
I mean, i'm pretty sure it's not exactly irresponsible to create the 100th internal-tool-CRUD-app, but it kinda feels like using ironman's arc-reactor as a beer coster - useful in a technical sense, but somehow short of it's possibilities.
Programming is....the joy you feel when your tests break for the right reasons
import english
print(“Programming is ... “ + english.words[“programming”].definitions[0])
Output:
Programming is ... a perpetual process where you start to overthink, and use it to overcomplicate simple concepts.
Programming is....thinking precisely and writing it down.
Programming is ... ... si gnimmargorP
Programming is ... dealing with the stupidest thing really smart people have thought up, forever.