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Bugdemic

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Bugdemic

It all started with a thought,
Write it now, think of it later,
Hard-code it now, write the hard code later.

Meeting the target is more important,
As the deadline ticks,
Plus we want carrots not sticks,
But now, guess who is the bunny?
Oh! These bugs. It stings!

The business has since lost it's cool,
And can't be patient,
Hence no need for test cases.
So the bugs spread further.

The bugdemic is here to stay,
It's symptoms are cold.
Not DRY. Not SOLID.
Doesn't spread via a KISS.
But annoying like a miserable git.
As every newest version can't be controlled.

So here comes another week of regression.
Another day in this bugdemic.
And I have just a single responsibility.
To clear these bugs,
That came from just a thought.

Bugdemic

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