I hereby challenge you to a programming poetry smackdown.

#jokes

Give me your best poem. Here are two of my favorites:

Oldest comments (23)

Petry DeChamp Richardson • Jul 3 '19

Brain brain gone away, these bugs will forever stay.

It’s broke it, it’s fixed, who knows what I did.

Andy Lamb • Jul 3 '19 • Edited

There once was a curious person,
Who wanted learn of recursion.
They searched Wikipedia,
It couldn't be easier.
For recursion, please see 'recursion'.

Tyler V. • Jul 3 '19

Might have to revisit this thread, but for now:

Tyler VanBlargan

@pichuplayer

Please do not overreact
But I am over React.
Tried to take a new angle
but I just couldn't wrangle
Version 1 vs Version 2
now I guess it's on to Vue.

13:51 PM - 24 Jun 2019

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Laurie

@laurieontech

If Dr Seuss wrote about my experience conference speaking 👇🏻 twitter.com/PichuPlayer/st…

12:53 PM - 07 May 2019

Tyler VanBlargan @PichuPlayer
@laurieontech @molly_struve @SaraSoueidan When I speak in a room I do not feel doom or gloom. But when I speak upon a stage I can feel my nerves engage.

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Davyd McColl • Jul 3 '19

(not totally original, but I've actually used this for a 404 page):
The end point you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist

Brandon Dimperio • Jul 3 '19

Roses are red, Violet is blue. I learned F# and you can too.

Andrew Brown 🇨🇦 • Jul 3 '19

Control+C does not work for me

shebang shebang
my eyes hurt from typing
shebang shebang
my mind hurts from thinking
shebang shebang
my butt hurts from sitting
shebang shebang
my heart hurts shes leaving
shebang shebang
I'm coding instead of sleeping
shebang shebang

Also for those who may not know what's a shebang (!#)

Aadi Bajpai • Jul 3 '19

I do not work out
Stuff doesn't work out for me
This is not a haiku

Paul O'Neill • Jul 3 '19

Paul O'Neill

@pauloneilluk

@OdeToCode Some time in late '94
A C app did dump its whole core -
Shared memory effects
But without a mutex
Nor a wait on a free semaphore

12:21 PM - 27 Sep 2017

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