- Why did the programmer quit his job? He didn't get arrays.
 - Why do programmers prefer gardening? Because they like to use their "branch" skills.
 - Why do programmers prefer dogs over cats? Because dogs have a "fetch" method.
 - Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
 - Why did the programmer go broke? He used up all his cache.
 - Why did the programmer cross the road? To get to the other site.
 
              
            
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