Step 1: Starve it. Step 2: Bomb the neighbors. Step 3: Offer peace talks with a noose in hand.
That, dear reader, is how you destroy a nation and still get invited to international peace conferences.
Iran is bleeding, not because it made a mistake — but because it refused to kneel.
And Pakistan? If you're laughing, you're not paying attention.
Chapter One: Iran Played Risk. The West Played Jenga.
Iran thought influence was strength — with proxies from Lebanon to Yemen, from Syria to Iraq.
But here's the trick: when your limbs are stretched across a region, they’re easier to amputate.
- Drone strikes became calendar events.
- Nuclear scientists became endangered species.
- Stuxnet did what missiles couldn't.
By the time Iran reached for the board, the pieces were gone.
Chapter Two: Sanctions — When Starvation Becomes Foreign Policy
Forget shock and awe. Welcome to dock and awe — as in, dock your oil tankers and awe at how fast your currency crashes.
Iran’s oil? Blocked. Its banks? Frozen. Its people? Left choosing between cancer meds or bread.
Meanwhile, Israel upgraded to Iron Dome 2.0, and NATO did backflips justifying it all.
It’s like bringing a sword to a spreadsheet fight — and realizing too late the accountant is armed.
Chapter Three: Political Assassination via Media Filter
Why remove the President when you can just Photoshop him irrelevant?
- Assassinate brains, not figureheads.
- Boost internal unrest like it's a YouTube ad.
- Let Western anchors remind you Iran needs "reform."
No need for coups when you can algorithmically erode legitimacy.
Ask Libya. Ask Iraq. Ask Syria. Oh wait — you can’t.
Chapter Four: Israel’s Superpower Subscription Plan
Israel gets:
- Billions in defense gifts
- European weaponry on demand
- Global media immunity
Iran gets:
- Sanctions, slander, sabotage
- A reputation as the regional boogeyman
And when it tries to defend itself? "Aggression."
Welcome to Oppression-as-a-Service. Now in beta for Pakistan.
Chapter Five: Pakistan — The Beta Tester Who Thinks He’s Exempt
Let’s connect dots:
- Pakistan has nukes.
- Pakistan is Muslim.
- Pakistan is unpredictable.
Which means: Pakistan is a problem.
IMF calls the shots. FATF waves its stick. India funds TTP (FAK) like it’s a startup. BLA (FTH) gets press coverage before the ISPR does.
And yet we debate elections while the strings tighten.
Chapter Six: DIY Regime Change — The Toolkit
For sale: One government, barely used.
Want to replicate Iran's fate? Just follow this:
- Sanction defense imports.
- Brand dissent as democracy.
- Fuel tribal feuds like a Netflix series.
- Get influencers to trend #RegimeChange.
- Wait for chaos. Send in the "helpers."
Pakistan, this isn’t a forecast. It's a leaked schedule.
Chapter Seven: "Peace Talks" (Terms and Conditions Apply)
Iran’s deal is simple:
- Say no to nukes
- Say yes to surveillance
- Get applauded by people who sanctioned your baby formula
Sounds familiar?
Pakistan will be offered the same bouquet — thorns first.
Chapter Eight: Muslim Nations — United by Collapse
It’s not an attack. It’s a domino show:
- Iraq: Dust.
- Libya: Chaos.
- Syria: Rubble.
- Iran: Cornered.
Pakistan? Front row seat.
Chapter Nine: The Unwritten Manual Pakistan Needs
1. Fix the House
No more circus politics. Align or implode.
2. Ditch Dependency
Trade with those who don’t make you beg for your own money.
3. Fight the Hashtag War
The narrative is the battlefield. Arm your youth with truth.
4. Cut the Cords
Eliminate proxies with surgical precision.
5. Make Friends — Carefully
Allies who sell you out aren’t allies. Look East.
6. Hack Back
Cyber-defense isn’t luxury. It’s existence.
Final Warning: Share Before Silence
Iran was dismantled with silence, with suits, with spreadsheets.
That same silence is surrounding Pakistan now.
“Modern wars don’t begin. They creep.”
Don’t let this be a thread in hindsight.
If this stung — share it.
They count on your silence. Let your voice crash their plans.
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