I don't know if that's illegal or not (Sorry FBI)

const accountCheck = () => {
    if (mybalance < moneyneeded) {
        const money = getbankaccountof("Bill Gates");
        transferMoneyToMyAccount(money);
        sendThankYouNoteTo("Bill Gates", "Thanks for the loan, Bill!");
    }
}

Apologies, FBI! Just having some harmless fun here. No need to take anything seriously! 😊😊