So I made a programming language.
It’s chaotic, semi-serious, C#-powered, and somehow has reverse polymorphism. 😎
Meet W++ — a scripting language designed for:
- 🧠 Familiar syntax (JavaScript-ish)
- ⚡ Compiles to .NET IL (so it runs FAST)
- 🧬 OOP-style entities, async/await, and sloth-powered memes
It’s built with System.Reflection.Emit
, has a CLI called Ingot
, and its official slogan is:
"At least we’re better than Visual Basic."
I'm now looking for contributors and curious minds to help expand W++ — whether it's syntax features, runtime, VSCode integration, or just creative ideas!
The GitHub repo:
🔗
At least we’re better than Visual Basic.
W++ is a fun, experimental, and completely over-engineered programming language designed for learning, chaos, and memes.
It includes async lambdas, pseudo-OOPSIE principles (Object-Oriented Programming Sometimes Isn’t Excellent), and full integration with a custom-built VSCode extension.
This repo contains the full source code of W++ after it reached over 33,000 downloads on the VSCode Marketplace — and was mysteriously flagged and removed.
✨ Features
- ✅ Full tokenizer, parser, and interpreter written in C#
- ✅ Async/await support
- ✅ Lambda expressions (single and multi-param)
- ✅ Control flow:
if
,else
,while
,for
,switch
- ✅ Try/catch +
throw
andreturn
- ✅ Custom syntax highlighting and snippets in VSCode
- ✅ The OOPSIE model of development (trust us, it’s revolutionary)
🧠 Why does W++ exist?
This project was created by Ofek Bickel as an educational challenge — to build a real, working language from…
Join the chaos. Add a PR. Help the sloth conquer modern computing.
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