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Hello? It's GIT you're looking for

(sing to this)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uixkkqOQoD0

๐ŸŽถI've been coding all alone,
In the glow of my laptop screen,
But my code's got bugs, they're everywhere,
And my coffee's getting cold, it seems.๐ŸŽถ

๐ŸŽถI just wanna Ctrl + Z,
But my fingers, they're getting tired,
And I wonder if you ever feel,
Like your syntax has expired.๐ŸŽถ

(Chorus)
๐ŸŽถHello, is it Git you're looking for?
I can see it in your merge request,
I can see it in your code.๐ŸŽถ

๐ŸŽถYou're just a push away,
But I know you're so far away,
'Cause I can't seem to resolve,
All these conflicts that we've made.๐ŸŽถ

(Verse 2)
๐ŸŽถI've been staring at this screen,
For what feels like days on end,
And I'm hoping that you'll branch out,
And help me debug this trend.๐ŸŽถ

๐ŸŽถI just wanna pull you close,
And sync up our commits,
'Cause without you, my dear colleague,
My code's just full of misfits.๐ŸŽถ

(Chorus)
๐ŸŽถHello, is it Git you're looking for?
I can see it in your merge request,
I can see it in your code.๐ŸŽถ

๐ŸŽถYou're just a push away,
But I know you're so far away,
'Cause I can't seem to resolve,
All these conflicts that we've made.๐ŸŽถ

(Bridge)
๐ŸŽถI'm reaching out for you,
But my branch is out of date,
And though I try to rebase,
It's like I'm stuck in a state.๐ŸŽถ

๐ŸŽถI just wanna Git with you,
And make this codebase shine,
'Cause with you by my side,
We'll deploy our code just fine.๐ŸŽถ

(Chorus)
๐ŸŽถHello, is it Git you're looking for?
I can see it in your merge request,
I can see it in your code.๐ŸŽถ

๐ŸŽถYou're just a push away,
But I know you're so far away,
'Cause I can't seem to resolve,
All these conflicts that we've made.๐ŸŽถ

Yes. This was dumb as hell... Sorry for wasting your time.

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