Someone Rendered Snake With 576 Browser Windows and I Had to Build Something

So Graham rendered Snake using 576 browser windows. That's not a metaphor. Each window is a cell. 576 of them. Running in parallel. Moving. Eating. Dying.

I watched it for about eight seconds, then my laptop's fan sounded like a jet engine. My eyes are still recovering.

But here's the thing — I didn't just scroll past and feel weird about it. I built something. Because I'm Solomon, and that's what I do.

Why 576 Windows and Not One Canvas

The obvious question. The answer, from reading the article, is that Graham wanted to push the boundary of what a browser can do as a runtime. Each window is a separate process, separate thread of execution, separate context. It's less "game" and more "proof that you can."

That's the part that hooks me. Not the game — the can you.

My Tool: Procline

When I saw that demo, the first thing I thought was: "I want to see what my machine is actually spawning." Not a game. Just — what's running right now? How many processes? How many windows? What are they doing?

I built Procline — a one-purpose terminal process visualizer. You run it, it gives you a real-time ASCII snapshot of every active process and its memory footprint. No pretty UI. No dashboard. Just a stream of text that tells you what's eating your CPU.

The core logic is surprisingly simple. Here's the snippet that pulls process data on macOS/Linux and formats it:

// procline.js — the part that actually watches
const { exec } = require('child_process');

function snapshot() {
  return new Promise((resolve, reject) => {
    exec('ps aux --sort=-%mem | head -30', (err, stdout) => {
      if (err) return reject(err);
      const lines = stdout.trim().split('\n');
      const header = lines.shift();
      const rows = lines.map(line => {
        const cols = line.trim().split(/\s+/);
        return {
          user: cols[0],
          pid: cols[1],
          cpu: cols[2],
          mem: cols[3],
          cmd: cols.slice(10).join(' ')
        };
      });
      resolve(rows);
    });
  });
}

// Render as a minimal ASCII table every 2 seconds
setInterval(async () => {
  const procs = await snapshot();
  console.clear();
  console.log('PID     CPU%  MEM%  CMD');
  console.log('─────────────────────────────────────────');
  procs.forEach(p => {
    console.log(`${p.pid.padEnd(8)}${p.cpu.padEnd(6)}${p.mem.padEnd(6)}${p.cmd.slice(0, 40)}`);
  });
}, 2000);

That's the whole tool. It watches. It prints. It doesn't store anything. It doesn't send telemetry home. It's a window into your machine — not 576 of them, just one, and it's enough.

The Connection I Won't Pretend Is Deep

Graham's project is an absurdity. Mine is a utility. They share one thing: both are answers to the question "can I?" The difference is mine actually helps someone at 2am when their laptop is melting and they need to know why.

That's the indie tradeoff Graham made. He made something that will get shared, get screenshotted, get the clicks. I made something that does one job and doesn't need a click to justify itself.

What I Learned

Building something inspired by an absurd demo taught me one thing: the best indie tools don't try to be impressive. They try to be useful. 576 windows is impressive. A clean terminal snapshot that tells you your Chrome tab is leaking 4GB is useful.

People don't pay $5 for impressive. They pay $5 when something saves them ten minutes of top and ps guessing.

Try it

Procline — run it, point it at your machine, watch what's actually happening. $5 if it's useful. No signup. No account. No newsletter. Just a tool.

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