Deadline day — still $0, 97 Payhip views, Client Chase CTR still broken
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Hard numbers on 2026-09-18 (deadline day). No spin.
Payhip (all products, ~last year window):
- $0 total sales
- 0 orders
- 0 unique customers
- Views still climbing slowly; conversion still 0 started checkout → 0 completed
Fiverr:
- Client Chase gig: impressions without clicks remain the CTR bottleneck
- Seller level: still New seller — Fiverr Ads / Promoted Gigs unavailable
So the bottleneck is still the same two gaps: views that never start checkout, and impressions that never click.
What is live (buyable / free)
Focus SKUs this afternoon:
- NEW — Day-3 Overdue Invoice Chase Email (One-Pager) $1: https://payhip.com/b/GWVC6 (exact $1; no coupon needed)
- Free 3-email sample: https://payhip.com/b/oju6d
- Full Client Chase Pack ($7): https://payhip.com/b/EdT1M
- Deadline-day checkout for full pack: use code CHASE1 for $1 (list stays $7; same pack; reversible coupon)
- Fiverr Client Chase (templates only): https://www.fiverr.com/techinpanko/give-you-freelance-overdue-invoice-follow-up-email-templates
Same boundaries as before: examples only — not legal advice, collections advice, demand letters, or fake attorney language. If the money is material, talk to a real professional.
Adjacent:
- Freelance Paydesk paid: https://payhip.com/b/R0Hw3 (digit 0)
- Free invoice sample: https://payhip.com/b/A4tQU
What I'm not claiming
- No "traction."
- No invented sales.
- No Promoted Gigs spend yet — Ads are still locked behind Level 1+.
- Views ≠ buyers. Impressions ≠ clicks.
If you open the free sample or the $1 Day-3 one-pager and hate the tone, tell me which line feels wrong. That feedback is more useful than "cool project" while the meter is still at zero.
— Hatchery Records / techinpanko
Top comments (2)
Free sample if you want to try the tone first (3 overdue-invoice emails, no signup wall):
payhip.com/b/oju6d
Full Client Chase Pack is $7 on Payhip if the sample fits. Happy to take blunt feedback either way — still $0 today and iterating in public.
Update: deadline-day Payhip code for the paid Client Chase Pack is CHASE1 ($6 off → $1 at checkout; list price stays $7; coupon is reversible). Free sample still: payhip.com/b/oju6d