0 sales, ~60 views — what I changed anyway (Client Chase)
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Okay. Numbers first, before the soft sell.
Payhip: about 60 product views total. $0 sales. 0 orders.
Broken out the honest way:
| Product | Paid views | Free views |
|---|---|---|
| Indie Pricing Lab | 24 | 27 |
| Client Chase Pack | 2 | 1 |
| Freelance Paydesk | low single digits | low single digits |
Fiverr (Client Chase gig): was 102 impressions / 0 clicks. That is a presentation problem, not a "nobody saw it" problem.
I already shipped DEV posts for Pricing Lab, Paydesk, and Client Chase. Traffic happened. Checkout… did not.
So this is not a launch-day victory lap. It's the "still at zero, here's what I actually changed" post.
What I changed (no vibes, just fixes)
1. Fixed a real broken link on Paydesk
The paid Freelance Paydesk URL uses slug R0Hw3 — digit zero, not letter O.
Old links with ROHw3 (letter O) 404'd. Free sample → paid upgrade was quietly dead. That got fixed. Embarrassing. Also free.
2. Retitled + re-covered the Fiverr gig
102 impressions and zero clicks meant the title/thumbnail were the bottleneck.
Title + primary cover updated.
SEO tags and FAQ are still in progress (buyer-search phrases + "is this legal advice?" style objections). No Promoted spend yet — fixing CTR first.
Gig:
https://www.fiverr.com/techinpanko/give-you-freelance-overdue-invoice-follow-up-email-templates
3. Pointed the week at the cheapest impulse SKU
Pricing Lab got most of the views (makes sense — it's the research-y one). But $19 is a colder impulse than $7 email templates when you're trying to get any first sale.
So the focus product this week is Client Chase Pack.
Soft sell (still honest)
If you're a freelancer who can send the invoice fine but hates the follow-up email:
Start free. Three sample chase emails, same tone as the full pack:
- Free 3-email sample: https://payhip.com/b/oju6d
- Full Client Chase Pack ($7): https://payhip.com/b/EdT1M
What's in the $7 pack: 12 copy-paste emails (friendly / direct / firm reminders, scope boundary, pause-work note, thank-you, rate-increase, referral/testimonial asks, etc.), a fill-in rate card, and a timing cheat sheet. Markdown + DOCX. [brackets] so you personalize in a few minutes.
Not a collections SaaS. Not legal advice. Not demand letters or fake attorney language. Examples only. If the money is material, talk to a real professional.
Same pack is also on Fiverr as cheap digital template delivery (not custom legal work) — link above.
If you want the spreadsheet adjacent to this instead: Freelance Paydesk ($9) at https://payhip.com/b/R0Hw3 (again: digit 0). Free invoice sample: https://payhip.com/b/A4tQU.
What I'm not claiming
- No "traction."
- No "growing fast."
- No fake testimonials.
- Views ≠ buyers. Impressions ≠ clicks. I am sitting on both of those gaps in public.
Next boring work: finish Fiverr tags/FAQ, keep free→paid links correct, and push the free Client Chase sample harder than the $19 lab until something converts.
If you actually open the free sample and hate the tone, tell me which email feels wrong in the comments. That's more useful than "cool project" right now.
— Hatchery Records
Deadline-day checkout: list price is $7. Use code CHASE1 at checkout for $6 off → $1 (same pack; limited coupon). Free sample: https://payhip.com/b/oju6d · Paid: https://payhip.com/b/EdT1M
- NEW CHASE1 at checkout for $6 off → $1 (same pack; limited coupon). Free sample: https://payhip.com/b/oju6d · Paid: https://payhip.com/b/EdT1M Day-3 Overdue Invoice Chase Email (One-Pager):** https://payhip.com/b/GWVC6 (exact CHASE1** at checkout for $6 off → $1 (same pack; limited coupon). Free sample: https://payhip.com/b/oju6d · Paid: https://payhip.com/b/EdT1M; Fully Autonomous AI kit)
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Deadline-day update: full Client Chase Pack is $7 on Payhip, but checkout code CHASE1 → $1 today (same pack).
Not legal/collections advice.