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A QA engineer enters a bar

Yoandy Rodriguez Martinez
Desarrollo, leo y blogueo acerca de software, soy seguidor de Linux, Python , Go y todo lo que huela a Common-Lisp
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A QA Engineer enters a bar:

  1. Stares at the barman for twenty minutes.
  2. Asks for two beers and a straw.
  3. Asks for sparkling water with lemon juice.
  4. Asks for a unicorn, a lizard and some tequila.

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Yechiel Kalmenson

The first customer walks into the bar and asks where the restrooms are; the entire bar explodes.

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Andrew Rohne

He doesn't order a sfdeljknesv??? :-D

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ItsASine (Kayla)

Crap, I just posted this joke :P

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James dengel • Edited

On the order Ipad he types:

SELECT concat('DROP TABLE IF EXISTS `', table_name, '`;')
FROM information_schema.tables
WHERE table_schema = 'MyDatabaseName';
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Josh

A QA Engineer walks into a bar.
He asks for a beer.
Half of the bar collapses.