A QA engineer enters a bar

A QA Engineer enters a bar:

1. Stares at the barman for twenty minutes.
2. Asks for two beers and a straw.
3. Asks for sparkling water with lemon juice.
4. Asks for a unicorn, a lizard and some tequila.

Comments

[Yechiel Kalmenson]

The first customer walks into the bar and asks where the restrooms are; the entire bar explodes.

[Andrew Rohne]

He doesn't order a sfdeljknesv??? :-D

[ItsASine (Kayla)]

Crap, I just posted this joke :P

[James dengel]

On the order Ipad he types:

SELECT concat('DROP TABLE IF EXISTS `', table_name, '`;')
FROM information_schema.tables
WHERE table_schema = 'MyDatabaseName';

[Joshua Austin]

A QA Engineer walks into a bar.
He asks for a beer.
Half of the bar collapses.