The Problem With Serverless in 2026
AWS Lambda: 47 clicks to deploy a function. Vercel: needs a git repo. Cloudflare Workers: requires wrangler CLI setup.
You just want to run a function in the cloud. Right now.
Val Town: Functions as a Social Network
Val Town lets you write, run, and share serverless functions directly in your browser. No deploy step. No git. No CLI.
Free Tier
- Unlimited vals (their name for functions)
- 10 seconds max execution time
- 10MB memory
- Built-in key-value store (SQLite)
- Cron scheduling included
- HTTP endpoints with instant URLs
Write a Function in 30 Seconds
Open val.town, type this:
export default function(req: Request): Response {
return Response.json({
message: "Hello from Val Town!",
timestamp: new Date().toISOString()
})
}
You immediately get a URL like https://username-functionname.web.val.run. Done. It is live.
Why Developers Love It
1. No Deploy Step
Save = Deploy. Every val gets an instant URL. Change the code, the URL serves the new version.
2. Built-in Persistence
import { sqlite } from "https://esm.town/v/std/sqlite"
await sqlite.execute(`CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS visits (ts TEXT)`)
await sqlite.execute(`INSERT INTO visits VALUES (datetime('now'))`)
const count = await sqlite.execute(`SELECT count(*) FROM visits`)
SQLite database included. No setup. No connection strings.
3. Cron Jobs
// This runs every hour automatically
export default async function() {
const res = await fetch("https://api.example.com/health")
if (!res.ok) {
await email("you@email.com", "API is down!")
}
}
Schedule any val to run on a cron. Monitor APIs, send reports, sync data — all free.
4. Import Anyone's Code
import { fetchJSON } from "https://esm.town/v/stevekrouse/fetchJSON"
Vals are public by default. Import functions from other users like npm packages, but simpler.
Real Use Cases
- Webhook receivers: Catch Stripe/GitHub/Slack webhooks in 5 lines
- API monitoring: Cron job that pings your API every 5 minutes
- Data pipelines: Fetch data from API A, transform, push to API B
- Prototyping: Test an API idea before building the full service
- Personal dashboards: Aggregate data from multiple sources
The Limitations
- 10-second execution limit on free tier
- No WebSocket support
- Cold starts (though usually fast)
- Not for compute-heavy workloads
For quick automations, prototypes, and personal tools — Val Town is hard to beat.
Try It
Go to val.town, sign in with GitHub, and deploy your first function in 60 seconds.
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