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Let's play "never have I ever" developer edition.

Adam Crockett 🌀 on December 19, 2020

As it's close to Christmas, a word game such as sharades is usually quite popular, that might be hard so let's try a drinking game, now I don't hav...
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Dan Silcox •

Never have I ever broken production 🥃🥃🥃

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Adam Crockett 🌀 •

Never have I ever merged without waiting for tests to pass. 🥃🥃

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Daniel Einars •

I have never rewritten my code so they circumvent the tests.

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Adam Crockett 🌀 •

Never have I ever questioned if the test is actually useful.

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classic89 • • Edited

Never have I ever committed a unit test that I didn't also test if I could get it to fail successfully to catch dev idiot mistakes. Test your da*n tests.

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Ben Halpern •

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Miles Watson • • Edited

Never have I ever left an unfinished project on my GitHub with a mental “promise” to finish it some other day

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Adam Crockett 🌀 •

🚔🚨 30 year old white male, suspected alcohol poisoning.

Never have I ever used a Jetbrains product for more than a week.

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Miikka Saxlund •

Never have I ever committed a secret by accident

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Micah Lindley •

Shot 🥃

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Ben Halpern •

Never have I ever written c++

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Adam Crockett 🌀 •

🥃🥃 Never have I ever written php in anger

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Ben Sinclair •

I think all my PHP is written in anger.

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Jim Burbridge •

I wasn't aware you could write php in any other emotion

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Rishit Khandelwal •

I don't write PHP, good for mental health.

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Pritesh K. •

Never have I ever hard coded something to show it to the client 🍺

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Jack •

Never have I ever squashed commits to hide the fact that I introduced the major bug I'm now fixing...

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Adam Crockett 🌀 •

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Never have I ever ran out of ideas this game is 3 days old.

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Adam Crockett 🌀 •

Never have I ever wrote a SQL query.

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Dan Silcox •

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Dan Silcox •

OK I'd be passed out on the floor by now with these comments :D

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Chaitu Maverick •

Never have I ever learned different technologies at the same time

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Adam Crockett 🌀 •

🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

Never have I ever wrote a tutorial post.

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Fortune Adekogbe •

Never have I ever used AWS

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Adam Crockett 🌀 •

Never have I ever used GCP and AWS

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Ankit Beniwal •

Never Have I ever cracked a competitive coding round!

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Adam Crockett 🌀 •

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Never have I ever used GraalVM in production

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Luis Hdez •

Never have I ever rm -rf / prod server after 40 no sleep

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Alaa Essam •

Never have i ever write a spaghetti code

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Adam Crockett 🌀 •

🥃 Never have I ever written perfect code.

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Dan Bamikiya •

Never have I used Vim or Emacs 🍺🍺🍺

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Adam Crockett 🌀 •

Never have I ever developed from a production server in vim, nano or emacs.

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hall500 •

Never have I ever written code in Ruby.

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Rishit Khandelwal • • Edited

Never have I written PHP without breaking the screen during that time.

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Adam Crockett 🌀 •

I'm detecting a theme here, what do you like to write? 😅

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Rishit Khandelwal •

Hate for PHP

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Rishit Khandelwal •

It feels disgusting

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Rishit Khandelwal •

Never I have not hated PHP

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Rishit Khandelwal •

Never have I said python is not slow.
Never have I broken others code.