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Let's play "never have I ever" developer edition.

adam_cyclones profile image Adam Crockett ใƒป1 min read

As it's close to Christmas, a word game such as sharades is usually quite popular, that might be hard so let's try a drinking game, now I don't have any drinks so i'l skip that (but feel free to take a shot of water, espresso, milk or juice if you have some).

So the rules, I say, "never have I ever", and if you have done this before, comment "shot" and tell us your never have I ever.

Il start in the comments.

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Dan Silcox

Never have I ever broken production ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ

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Adam Crockett Author

Never have I ever merged without waiting for tests to pass. ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ

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Daniel Einars

I have never rewritten my code so they circumvent the tests.

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Adam Crockett Author

Never have I ever questioned if the test is actually useful.

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classic89

Never have I ever committed a unit test that I didn't also test if I could get it to fail successfully to catch dev idiot mistakes. Test your da*n tests.

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varun panwar

Never have I ever commited without testing hoping it will just work fine

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Adam Crockett Author

๐ŸฅƒโŒ๐Ÿ”Ÿ the shame of it.

Never have I ever closed a ticket without completely finishing everything because the last requirement was unlikely to see the light of day.

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Ben Halpern

๐Ÿฅด

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Miles Watson

Never have I ever left an unfinished project on my GitHub with a mental โ€œpromiseโ€ to finish it some other day

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Adam Crockett Author

๐Ÿš”๐Ÿšจ 30 year old white male, suspected alcohol poisoning.

Never have I ever used a Jetbrains product for more than a week.

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Miikka Saxlund

Never have I ever committed a secret by accident

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Micah Lindley

Shot ๐Ÿฅƒ

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Ben Halpern

Never have I ever written c++

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Adam Crockett Author

๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ Never have I ever written php in anger

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Ben Sinclair

I think all my PHP is written in anger.

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Jim Burbridge

I wasn't aware you could write php in any other emotion

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Rishit Khandelwal

I don't write PHP, good for mental health.

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Pritesh K.

Never have I ever hard coded something to show it to the client ๐Ÿบ

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Jack

Never have I ever squashed commits to hide the fact that I introduced the major bug I'm now fixing...

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Adam Crockett Author

๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Never have I ever ran out of ideas this game is 3 days old.

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Adam Crockett Author

Never have I ever wrote a SQL query.

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Dan Silcox

๐Ÿฅƒ

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michael-andreuzza

I have never worked as a professional developer, only on my side projects.

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Chaitu Maverick

Never have I ever learned different technologies at the same time

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Adam Crockett Author

๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ

Never have I ever wrote a tutorial post.

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Dan Silcox

OK I'd be passed out on the floor by now with these comments :D

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Fortune Adekogbe

Never have I ever used AWS

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Adam Crockett Author

Never have I ever used GCP and AWS

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Ankit Beniwal ๐Ÿ™‚

Never Have I ever cracked a competitive coding round!

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Adam Crockett Author

๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ
Never have I ever used GraalVM in production

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Rishit Khandelwal

Never have I written PHP without breaking the screen during that time.

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Adam Crockett Author

I'm detecting a theme here, what do you like to write? ๐Ÿ˜…

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Rishit Khandelwal

Hate for PHP

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Rishit Khandelwal

It feels disgusting

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hall500

Never have I ever written code in Ruby.

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Dan Bamikiya

Never have I used Vim or Emacs ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ

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Adam Crockett Author

Never have I ever developed from a production server in vim, nano or emacs.

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Luis Hdez

Never have I ever rm -rf / prod server after 40 no sleep

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Alaa Essam

Never have i ever write a spaghetti code

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Adam Crockett Author

๐Ÿฅƒ Never have I ever written perfect code.

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Rishit Khandelwal

Never have I said python is not slow.
Never have I broken others code.

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Rishit Khandelwal

Never I have not hated PHP