What's your best dev pick-up line?

With Valentine's Day around the corner, what's your best dev pick-up line? Can also be a pick-up line you've seen somewhere!

Comments

[Mike]

I created a clip about the best programmers pick up lines:
youtube.com/watch?v=MmPFMN6nYsg

[Avery Hargrave]

SELECT *
FROM World
WHERE someone LIKE '%you%'
;

No results returned

[Christophe Riolo]

You are DoS-ing my heart

[Mathieu Gosselin]

for (let me in you ){
me[you].push(it);
me[you].pop();
}

[Mathieu Gosselin]

STDIN?

[Jose Tomas Gonzalez]

You are like a semicolon, without you everything falls apart

[Yechiel Kalmenson]

Wanna run sudo mount --bind on my system?

[Hunsoo Kim]

My immutable love for you is coming from the single source of truth.

[Christian Vasquez]

• "No matter how many exceptions life puts between us, I know I will finally get to your 💓".

(Might not be grammatically correct)

[Prafull Salunke]

I got a 404 in my chest.
You just took my heart away.

[Mladen Stojanovic]

Do we really need to import react-router-dom to link up?

[Belhassen Chelbi]

are you a node module? because I always want to require you :)

[Tune]

„Hello, World!“ 🤔

[Max]

Are you a webpack config?
Because you're hard to understand but so worth it

[Camilla Santiago]

Are you an exception?
Because I always want to catch you.

K. Bye.