They said:
"You’ll get your India Book of Records certificate in 5 days."
Me, 30 days later:
“So... was that 5 business days on Mars?”
Anyway — it’s official now.
I’ve been awarded a world record by the India Book of Records.
Yes, it’s real. Yes, I checked the watermark. Yes, I’m still recovering from the wait.
🧠 What’s the Record?
[Insert your actual record here — or keep it mysterious for dramatic effect.]
🕰️ Timeline (a.k.a. Emotional Damage Log)
- Day 1: Applied. Hopeful. Bright-eyed.
- Day 5: “Any update?”
- Day 10: “Just checking in…”
- Day 20: “Hi, just following up again 😅”
- Day 30: Certificate arrives — Trust issues installed successfully.
🧪 Developer Notes
- Async process. No ETA. No retries.
- Response time: undefined.
- But hey — it compiled in the end.
🧾 Final Thoughts
If you’re applying for a record:
- Be patient.
- Be persistent.
- And maybe don’t believe the “5 days” thing unless you’re on a different timeline.
— Arush Tripathi
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