So here’s the situation:
I was once involved in building Simp1os.
I helped it boot, install, and even look cool in the terminal.
Then I got kicked out of the project like a USB stick during file transfer.
Now?
Simp1os has entered the Framebuffer Stage™.
Which sounds impressive — except the framebuffer doesn’t work.
🧠What’s Working:
- The installer (I helped with that. It still has my fingerprints.)
- The bootloader (somehow still boots without crying)
💀 What’s Not Working:
- The framebuffer.
- The framebuffer.
- Did I mention the framebuffer?
đź§Ş Dev Log (Leaked from the shadows):
[BOOT] Simp1os loading...
[STAGE] Entering framebuffer mode
[FAIL] Framebuffer not responding
[NOTE] Developer is now staring into the void
đź§Š Final Thoughts
Simp1os is growing up.
It’s learning to walk, crash, and reboot — all without me.
But deep down, I know it still remembers who helped it compile for the first time.
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OBLiVISION™ | Legacy Artifact, Not a Startup
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