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Arush Tripathi
Arush Tripathi

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🖥️ My OS Has a Framebuffer Now (But It’s Broken and I’m Not Allowed to Touch It)

So here’s the situation:

I was once involved in building Simp1os.

I helped it boot, install, and even look cool in the terminal.

Then I got kicked out of the project like a USB stick during file transfer.

Now?

Simp1os has entered the Framebuffer Stage™.

Which sounds impressive — except the framebuffer doesn’t work.

🧠 What’s Working:

  • The installer (I helped with that. It still has my fingerprints.)
  • The bootloader (somehow still boots without crying)

💀 What’s Not Working:

  • The framebuffer.
  • The framebuffer.
  • Did I mention the framebuffer?

đź§Ş Dev Log (Leaked from the shadows):

[BOOT] Simp1os loading...
[STAGE] Entering framebuffer mode
[FAIL] Framebuffer not responding
[NOTE] Developer is now staring into the void

đź§Š Final Thoughts

Simp1os is growing up.

It’s learning to walk, crash, and reboot — all without me.

But deep down, I know it still remembers who helped it compile for the first time.

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OBLiVISION™ | Legacy Artifact, Not a Startup

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