Ever asked a friend to review your website? "Looks great!" they say. Every time.
I got tired of sugar-coated feedback. So I built a tool that tells you the truth — with zero filter, maximum humor.
How It Works
- Paste any URL
- AI analyzes the site
- You get a score out of 10 and a savage roast
- Laugh. Then fix what it found.
👉 Try it live: tools.pojudao.com/roast.html
Real Example
It roasted Stripe once:
"Stripe's checkout process is like trying to order at a high-end restaurant without a menu. The confusing flow and hidden fees are enough to make even the most patient customers throw their credit cards in frustration." — 7/10
What It Actually Checks
Behind the jokes, the AI evaluates:
- First impression — legit or sketchy?
- Copy clarity — can visitors understand you in 5 seconds?
- Call to action — is there one, and does it make sense?
- Mobile experience — half your traffic is on phones
- Trust signals — testimonials, real contact info, social proof
Open Source
The entire thing is on GitHub:
github.com/dotidoti-cao/website-roaster
MIT license. Single HTML file + Flask API. Fork it, build on it.
The Paid Tier
The roast preview is free. Score + funniest lines.
Full report (SEO audit, UX analysis, competitor comparison, fix list): $19 one-time via PayPal.
Why I Built This
Honest feedback is hard to get. Friends won't hurt your feelings. Users bounce silently. This gives you uncomfortable truth with a laugh track — the easiest medicine to swallow.
Try roasting your own site. It's free. And if the AI gives you a 3/10... well, now you know what to fix. 🔥
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