Give me your best programming haiku

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[Chandra Patel]

I cannot face my Code that’s fallen down on me
So, if you see QA Team please ask them help to me
Tell QA Team about my Code that’s slowly dying
Say I can’t stop myself from crying

Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Lonely is a Developer without QA Team
Every day I start out, then I cry my heart out
Lonely is a Developer without QA Team

[Chandra Patel]

Bugs… Bugs… Bugs!
I don’t like it.
I Avoid.
But…
Bugs likes me!
I can’t avoid.

[mamba0076]

Don't hit ctrl + s after typing in Google search or anything else that doesn't need it!

[Nico S___]

a creepy crawler
wondering in the code,
ice cream break

[Tamir Bahar]

Off by one errors are
The bane of my existence I
Must debug them
Yes.

[Muhammad Arslan Aslam]

"TypeError: Cannot read property 'undefined' of 'undefined'. "

all praise JS

[Andrew (he/him)]

(Not a haiku but) a classic:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Unexpected '{' at line 32

Source unknown.

[Diana Fernandez]

Tester found a bug
"It works fine in my local"
Wrong answer, dude

[Matt Bagni]

First solve the problem,
Then start coding.

(I might have read this on dev)

[Tony Baines]

I have a problem.
Maybe regex can help me?
Oh dear, two problems.