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Meme Monday

Ben Halpern on August 05, 2024

Meme Monday!

Today's cover image comes from last week's thread.

DEV is an inclusive space! Humor in poor taste will be downvoted by mods.

Daniel Pepuho • Aug 5

Syakir • Aug 5

Accurate

tehmoth • Aug 7

except the bullet only gets halfway down the barrel of the nano gun and falls on the ground.

Fraser Young • Aug 5

William • Aug 5

console.log('test')

console.log('test 2')

console.log('test test here')

console.log('why wont you reach this line??')

Schemetastic (Rodrigo) • Aug 6

console.log("working");

tehmoth • Aug 7

so programmerhumor has found bell curve meme replacement

Renan Ferro • Aug 5

Ben Halpern • Aug 5

lol

Jenna • Aug 5

That's funny 😂

BernerT • Aug 5

NLxDoDge • Aug 9

Jokes on you, that was Java UnCompiled code. You then need to search in the Compiled code, and the lines to only to 30 😂

Michael Solati • Aug 5

This is so painfully true 😅

Alvaro Montoro • Aug 5

Today's comiCSS:

Ezpie • Aug 5

these guys again? I just came watching them in r/programminghumor. I guess the Olympics is more popular amongst us programmers.

roshan khan • Aug 6

i still cant imagine how he managed to not get gold with that sigma of a personality

WillemGouws • Aug 5

why no ++ in linux (sad)

Ava Nichols • Aug 5

Ben Halpern • Aug 5 • Edited

Today's awful AI-generated meme

Ugh I hate it when both the prodection server and the propuction server crash on the same day

Mr. Linxed • Aug 6

Oh no!

The Coffee Sørfer crashed!

Fyodor • Aug 6

They still got some foffee though...

a.infosecflavour • Aug 5

🤣hilarious

Jerry Hargrive • Aug 5

Charles Brown • Aug 5

1Link.Fun • Aug 6

first time to know....

Massimo Artizzu • Aug 8

Pretty much always knew.
It's also (or at least used to be) the fastest way to empty an array with a mutable operation.

Dream • Aug 5

NLxDoDge • Aug 9

Jokes on you, Java 22 already made it better :)
You can from version 22 on do:

// Before
class HelloWorld {
    void main() {
        System.out.println("Hello, World!");
    }
}

// After
void main() {
    System.out.println("Hello, World!");
}

Source: openjdk.org/jeps/463

NLxDoDge • Aug 9

But now waiting for the print function lol.

NLxDoDge • Aug 20

To be fair you can make your own.

class Print {
    private Print() {}

    public static void print(String input) {
        System.out.println(input);
    }

    public static void print(String input, Object... args) {
        System.out.printf(input, args);
    }
}

CitronBrick • Aug 31

Really ?!

For the novice, static is not just mysterious but harmful:

Sawyer Wolfe • Aug 5

Ethan Anderson • Aug 5

Fred Functional • Aug 5

Schemetastic (Rodrigo) • Aug 6

Starts like the first one, if it doesn't work, ends like the second one. 🤔

Jenna • Aug 5

Ivan Isaac • Aug 5

Ansil Graves • Aug 5

Galloway Developer • Aug 5

Parker Waiters • Aug 5

Best Codes • Aug 5

Yep. This is Electron.

Asanka • Aug 5

Christopher Wright • Aug 5

Jance Jacobs • Aug 5

1Link.Fun • Aug 6

Explain why we cant have this feature for sales

Jason Burkes • Aug 5

Best Codes • Aug 5

Massimo Artizzu • Aug 8

Eh, once upon a time...
Now Opera is just another Blink-based browser.
Offering a free VPN... and owned by a Chinese security firm.

Sherry Day • Aug 5