Meme Monday

Meme Monday!

Today's cover image comes from last week's thread.

DEV is an inclusive space! Humor in poor taste will be downvoted by mods.

Comments

[Daniel Pepuho]

[Syakir]

Accurate

[tehmoth]

except the bullet only gets halfway down the barrel of the nano gun and falls on the ground.

[Fraser Young]

[William]

console.log('test')

console.log('test 2')

console.log('test test here')

[Jack]

console.log('why wont you reach this line??')

[Schemetastic (Rodrigo)]

console.log("working");

[tehmoth]

so programmerhumor has found bell curve meme replacement

[Renan Ferro]

[Ben Halpern]

lol

[Jenna]

That's funny 😂

[BernerT]

[NLxDoDge]

Jokes on you, that was Java UnCompiled code. You then need to search in the Compiled code, and the lines to only to 30 😂

[Michael Solati]

[Jack]

This is so painfully true 😅

[Alvaro Montoro]

Today's comiCSS:

[Dun]

[Ezpie]

these guys again? I just came watching them in r/programminghumor. I guess the Olympics is more popular amongst us programmers.

[roshan khan]

i still cant imagine how he managed to not get gold with that sigma of a personality

[WillemGouws]

why no ++ in linux (sad)

[Ava Nichols]

[Jerry Hargrive]

[Ben Halpern]

Today's awful AI-generated meme

[Jack]

Ugh I hate it when both the prodection server and the propuction server crash on the same day

[Mr. Linxed]

Oh no!

The Coffee Sørfer crashed!

[Fyodor]

They still got some foffee though...

[a.infosecflavour]

🤣hilarious

[Charles Brown]

[1Link.Fun]

first time to know....

[Massimo Artizzu]

Pretty much always knew.
It's also (or at least used to be) the fastest way to empty an array with a mutable operation.

[BBM]

[Ethan Anderson]

[Sawyer Wolfe]

[Dream]

[NLxDoDge]

Jokes on you, Java 22 already made it better :)
You can from version 22 on do:

// Before
class HelloWorld {
    void main() {
        System.out.println("Hello, World!");
    }
}

// After
void main() {
    System.out.println("Hello, World!");
}

Source: openjdk.org/jeps/463

[NLxDoDge]

But now waiting for the print function lol.

[NLxDoDge]

To be fair you can make your own.

class Print {
    private Print() {}

    public static void print(String input) {
        System.out.println(input);
    }

    public static void print(String input, Object... args) {
        System.out.printf(input, args);
    }
}

[CitronBrick]

Really ?!

For the novice, static is not just mysterious but harmful: