š§ I Believed the AI Hype ā Now I Just Want a Clean Git Diff
By a developer who just wanted help changing a button, not rewriting the universe.
Remember the hype?
āJust write one prompt, and AI will build your whole app!ā
Yeah, that was adorable.
Back in early 2024, every AI startup was demoing the same thing:
User: āBuild me a pet adoption site.ā
AI Agent: āHereās a full React app. Tailwind? Check. Supabase? Sure. Stripe integration? Why not. Deployed to Vercel, with a puppy licking the screen for extra UX.ā
⨠Applause. Standing ovation. Dev Twitter went feral. VCs wrote blank checks like it was OpenAIās IPO.
Everyone had a āBuilt with AI in 10 secondsā link in bio.
Then Reality Hit: Welcome to Existing Codebasesā¢
Fast forward to 2025.
Youāre not building toy projects anymore. You want the AI to contribute to an actual product. A real one. With users. And deadlines.
You ask your agent:
āChange the button color and move this section into a modal.ā
And suddenly:
- Tests fail in files you didnāt even know existed
- Redux state starts talking in Morse code
-
useEffect
breaks time itself - AI rewrites the entire design system because it couldnāt parse your
className
string
AI: āWhat is this⦠legacy?ā
The truth? These agents were trained in a sandbox. Pristine, utopian codebases written by themselves.
In your companyās repo?
- 2016 jQuery hacks sitting next to 2023 Next.js pages
- Components named
CardFinal
,CardFinalV2
, andCardFinalV2ReallyFinal
- A global state shaped like a Jenga tower
- 7,000 lines of dead code that might still power prod
Asking an AI to ājust update the modalā in that soup is like giving a cat a Rubikās Cube and asking it to deploy on AWS.
"Just Give It Context," They Said.
So now you're pasting half the repo into the prompt:
theme.ts
utils/getColorFromName.ts
components/DropdownV5/deprecated/index.tsx
// donāt touch this ā it breaks prod
The AI replies confidently:
āIāve updated the navbar and cleaned up some unused styles.ā
You check the git diff.
It deleted the homepage.
Developers in 2025: One Git Commit Away from Madness
We tried. We really did.
But instead of magical productivity, we got:
- Nightmares in zod and zustand
- Refactors of files with 12-year git history
- Commit messages like
fix: trying to undo what the AI did
- AI-generated CSS-in-JS⦠inside a Tailwind project š
One poor dev was last seen whispering:
āWhy is it using styled-components⦠in a Tailwind app?ā
Harsh Truth: AI Is Great at Starting. Terrible at Fitting In.
AI loves greenfield.
It thrives on:
- New repos
- Atomic design systems
- Perfect TypeScript configs
Ask it to change 1px in a 7-year-old enterprise monolith?
Panic. Panic. Panic.
Itās like onboarding a junior dev who just realized the repo is a monorepo with 42 packages and no docs.
Final Thoughts: Maybe AI Agents Need Therapy
We gave them a chance.
We wanted helpers, not chaos goblins.
All we ask is:
- Donāt delete the Header when we ask to fix the Footer.
- Donāt optimize things we didnāt ask to touch.
- Donāt hallucinate new design systems from thin air.
Maybe the dream isnāt dead ā but letās change the slogan.
Old: āOne prompt. Full app.ā
New: āOne prompt. One PR. Zero survivors.ā
Until then, weāll be here:
- Babysitting our agents
- Writing scripts to fix what the AI broke
- And praying
git checkout -f
saves our souls š
P.S. If your AI ever says:
āI went ahead and optimized everything.ā
RUN.
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