Yesterday I realized that I had included a great pun in my Cache is King conference talk(besides the title of course!) without even knowing it.
My team and I were bound and determined to find the root cause of our MySQL woes
So my challenge to you is, what is the best software pun you have heard or you yourself have dished out?!
The more cringe-worthy the better!!!
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Here's a couple from the pun king himself, Aaron Patterson.
Liquid error: internal
Liquid error: internal
Oh, the typed ruby one is so good 😀
I will use it next time someone brings up typescript!
🤣🤣🤣
Them: Why do you hit the keys so hard while you're coding?
Me: I'm practicing strong typing!
A painful and epic exchange at the last European Ruby Conference, hosted on a cruise ship in Rottermda, Netherlands!
How JavaScript developer break ups:
I promise to callback later
The two hardest problems in software development are:
Classic 🙂
Why was the developer unhappy at their job?
They wanted arrays.
More at dad-jokes repo by the bos man Wes Bos. I chuckle every time I open up that repo.
Thought they were tired of fiddling with their boss’s backend!
Can someone explain this to a German?
Arrays sounds like "a raise". Google translate says "Gehaltserhöhung" means pay raise.
But instead got an object? Badoom tss
Oh, I thought maybe it was getting a little too app_le'y ;$
Not a pun, but old-school fun with COBOL:
88 RESOUNDING-CRASH. VALUE “YES”
PERFORM BACKFLIPS-AND-SOMERSAULTS UNTIL RESOUNDING-CRASH
I have to interrupt this thread. I would normally not do this, this is an exception.
A digital kanban board isn't as tearable as a bunch of sticky notes.
Don't push me to commit or I'll git ya.