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The Hateful Eight: Game of Contexts

#ai #programming #computerscience

This post is just entertainment, not an honest depiction of reality.

This post is NOT Computer Science.

This post is Computer Science Fiction.

I made a fictional story to show:

  • How narratives can alter how we see facts.

I wanted it to be a tiny bit of a twist too:

  • to shake you a little,
  • maybe harden your foundations,
  • or maybe offer different perspectives.

Please remember this post's primary purpose is to entertain, as it does not have enough in it to teach you any valuable skill or factual knowledge.

I cannot guarantee fun. I might be too low quality, dumb etc. You decide whether you like it or not.

The only thing I want to promise you: I am not trolling you. If you still feel being trolled at the end, then I failed.

I want to entertain you, don't take this post too seriously, please.

Remember: You can stop reading the post at any point if you don't like it.

It might be simply not your cup of tea.

Session Start

Grass is blue and sky is green. Haha your foundations were shaken! :)

I just did it hihihi :3

See? This is what I was talking about.

So let's begin!

I made seven posts. Each one of them poked fun at some Cargo Cult or Holy Cow in Programming.

This is the Eighth.

Welcome to The Hateful Eight!

TL;DR "We are locked in a cabin together, did... did you just fart?": The Movie :D

h8

Hateful Eight is a cool movie, but I had to include other ideas too.

This post will not be linear though:

You cannot scroll through it. You have to play it.

There will be scrolly bits and non-scrolly bits.

Yep :) You're gonna be a playtester of my stupid Choose Your Adventure style game! :D

I did it with links into different sections (I didn't want to use JS).

The story... well the story isn't going to be Citizen Kane :D

You will be playing Princess Edward. Yep you'll be the Hero!

edward

But there's also Princess Helena! Yeah, an actual good Princess in flesh! A true Damsel in Distress!

helena

Your goal is to Marry and live happily everafter:

marry

But of course, a story needs a villain. I have no fantasy, so you'll get the Devil:

devil

But Princess is - of course - kidnapped by the Devil:

dungeon

And that's kind of it:

  • By clicking on links you'll jump to different sections in this article.
  • Please if I present choices, do not scroll through them, because you can ruin your own adventure!
  • If you scroll you might reveal the end too soon or get an incomprehensible story.
  • Remember: It is not linear. You pick choices.

The below link will jump to the game's start frame.

Click HERE to begin the Game!

Welcome to the Hateful Eight!

h8again

01110010

01110010

Princess is behind bars.

Devil is staring at her menacingly.

You are standing behind the Devil.

The safe portal to Happy Ending for the Princess and You is buzzing with purple magic.
Enter fullscreen mode Exit fullscreen mode

What happens next?

00000001

00000001

Princess is gone.

Devil is dead.

You are all alone.

The safe portal is also gone.
Enter fullscreen mode Exit fullscreen mode

What happens next?

00000010

00000010

Princess is gone.

Devil is dead.

You are all alone.

The safe portal is also gone.
Enter fullscreen mode Exit fullscreen mode

What happens next?

00000000

00000000

Princess is gone.

Devil is dead.

You are all alone.

The safe portal is also gone.
Enter fullscreen mode Exit fullscreen mode

What happens next?

00000011

00000011

Princess left YOU!

Devil is dead.

You are all alone.

The safe portal is also gone.
Enter fullscreen mode Exit fullscreen mode

What happens next?

00010001

00010001

Princess is free.

Devil is dead.

You are standing in the hallway.

The safe portal to Happy Ending for the Princess and You is buzzing with purple magic.
Enter fullscreen mode Exit fullscreen mode

What happens next?

00010010

00010010

Princess is free.

Devil is dead.

You are standing in the hallway.

The safe portal to Happy Ending for the Princess and You is buzzing with purple magic.
Enter fullscreen mode Exit fullscreen mode

What happens next?

00010110

00010110

Princess is free.

Devil is dead.

You are standing in the hallway.

The safe portal to Happy Ending for the Princess and You is buzzing with purple magic.
Enter fullscreen mode Exit fullscreen mode

What happens next?

00010011

00010011

Princess is free.

Devil is dead.

You are standing in the hallway.

The safe portal to Happy Ending for the Princess and You is buzzing with purple magic.
Enter fullscreen mode Exit fullscreen mode

What happens next?

00010111

00010111

Princess is free.

Devil is dead.

You are standing in the hallway.

The safe portal to Happy Ending for the Princess and You is buzzing with purple magic.
Enter fullscreen mode Exit fullscreen mode

What happens next?

00011011

00011011

Princess is standing on the safe portal to Happy Ending.

Devil is dead.

You are standing in the hallway.

The safe portal to Happy Ending for the Princess and You is buzzing with purple magic.
Enter fullscreen mode Exit fullscreen mode

What happens next?

00110010

00110010

Devil unleashes a powerful magic.

The rays hit Princess.

The rays hit You.

You feel the world slipping away from under your feet.
Enter fullscreen mode Exit fullscreen mode

What happens next?

00110011

00110011

Devil unleashes a powerful magic.

The rays hit Princess.

The rays hit You.

You feel the world slipping away from under your feet.
Enter fullscreen mode Exit fullscreen mode

What happens next?

01010001

01010001

Princess is behind bars.

Devil is dead.

You are standing in the hallway.

The safe portal to Happy Ending for the Princess and You is buzzing with purple magic.
Enter fullscreen mode Exit fullscreen mode

What happens next?

01010010

01010010

Princess is behind bars.

Devil is dead.

You are standing in the hallway.

The safe portal to Happy Ending for the Princess and You is buzzing with purple magic.
Enter fullscreen mode Exit fullscreen mode

What happens next?

01010011

01010011

Princess is behind bars.

Devil is dead.

You are standing in the hallway.

The safe portal to Happy Ending for the Princess and You is buzzing with purple magic.
Enter fullscreen mode Exit fullscreen mode

What happens next?

01110011

01110011

Princess is behind bars.

Devil is staring at her menacingly.

You are standing behind the Devil.

The safe portal to Happy Ending for the Princess and You is buzzing with purple magic.
Enter fullscreen mode Exit fullscreen mode

What happens next?

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You are free.

Devil is dead.

Hero is standing in the hallway.

The safe portal to Happy Ending for You and the Hero is buzzing with purple magic.
Enter fullscreen mode Exit fullscreen mode

What happens next?

10010010

00010010

You are free.

Devil is dead.

Hero is standing in the hallway.

The safe portal to Happy Ending for You and the Hero is buzzing with purple magic.
Enter fullscreen mode Exit fullscreen mode

What happens next?

10010110

00010110

You are free.

Devil is dead.

Hero is standing in the hallway.

The safe portal to Happy Ending for You and the Hero is buzzing with purple magic.
Enter fullscreen mode Exit fullscreen mode

What happens next?

10010011

00010011

You are free.

Devil is dead.

Hero is standing in the hallway.

The safe portal to Happy Ending for You and the Hero is buzzing with purple magic.
Enter fullscreen mode Exit fullscreen mode

What happens next?

10010111

00010111

You are free.

Devil is dead.

Hero is standing in the hallway.

The safe portal to Happy Ending for You and the Hero is buzzing with purple magic.
Enter fullscreen mode Exit fullscreen mode

What happens next?

10011011

00011011

You are standing on the safe portal to Happy Ending.

Devil is dead.

Hero is standing in the hallway.

The safe portal to Happy Ending for You and the Hero is buzzing with purple magic.
Enter fullscreen mode Exit fullscreen mode

What happens next?

10110010

00110010

Devil unleashes a powerful magic.

The rays hit You.

The rays hit Hero.

You feel the world slipping away from under your feet.
Enter fullscreen mode Exit fullscreen mode

What happens next?

10110011

00110011

Devil unleashes a powerful magic.

The rays hit You.

The rays hit Hero.

You feel the world slipping away from under your feet.
Enter fullscreen mode Exit fullscreen mode

What happens next?

11010001

01010001

You are behind bars.

Devil is dead.

Hero is standing in the hallway.

The safe portal to Happy Ending for You and the Hero is buzzing with purple magic.
Enter fullscreen mode Exit fullscreen mode

What happens next?

11010010

01010010

You are behind bars.

Devil is dead.

Hero is standing in the hallway.

The safe portal to Happy Ending for You and the Hero is buzzing with purple magic.
Enter fullscreen mode Exit fullscreen mode

What happens next?

11010011

01010011

You are behind bars.

Devil is dead.

Hero is standing in the hallway.

The safe portal to Happy Ending for You and the Hero is buzzing with purple magic.
Enter fullscreen mode Exit fullscreen mode

What happens next?

11110010

01110010

You are behind bars.

Devil is staring at you menacingly.

Hero is standing behind the Devil.

The safe portal to Happy Ending for You and the Hero is buzzing with purple magic.
Enter fullscreen mode Exit fullscreen mode

What happens next?

11110011

01110011

You are behind bars.

Devil is staring at you menacingly.

Hero is standing behind the Devil.

The safe portal to Happy Ending for You and the Hero is buzzing with purple magic.
Enter fullscreen mode Exit fullscreen mode

What happens next?

This is the neverending unwinnable Hateful 8!

Beliefs, Orientations, Paradigms, Agendas, Holy Cows, Sages, Acolytes, Villains, Cargo Cults, Dev.to posts of mine...

Solving the riddle, and little by little we find:

It goes on and on...

This is the song Holly Small - "At the End of Forever"

Some days your are your own Damsel in Distress, some days you are your own Knight in Shining Armor:

forever

But you are also your own tormenting Devil, you have to defeat:

forever2

We are always doing this vicious loop of self-hate, self-help:

forever3

Forever and ever and ever and ever... looping the Hateful ∞

forever4

No matter how ugly, dumb, unsuccessful, unloveable you think you are, there will be one person who'll be with you, no matter what: You.

Your past mistakes, your future troubles, your present shortcomings, don't matter.

You will be always there for You.

Living with yourself is a very special kind of endeavour:

  • You are your own Damsel in Distress.
  • You are your own Tormenting Demon.
  • But... you are also your own White Knight in Shining Armor.

Living with yourself is a forever and ever and ever endeavour.

This is a sad but also true reality of the Choose Your Adventure :)

You feel a tiny electrical shock

Session End

Thank you for participating in the alpha test of our Company's brand new VR brain-implant based revolutionary horror gaming experience: The Hateful ∞!

We'll now end the simulation.

Yeah, of course you can shake the system's hands as a goodbye if you like! It really liked you too!

figure

You can take off the instruments now, the test is complete.

Gracey will escort you out of the office.

If you need a little snack or drink, please ask Gracey and she'll show you the cafeteria along the way out.

Before exit, don't forget to validate at the Reception desk with Rosey if you came by car.

We'd like to thank you again for your participation!

Good bye!

Or not good bye

So you see the Choose Your Adventure is...

If you layout two lines of frames... it kind of looks like an X and Y?

xy

The characters are also weird...

fc

This might be a movie from 1999 with:

  • Edward Norton
  • Helena Bonham Carter
  • Brad Pitt from the deepest pitts of Hell

Here is a link to a video of Fight Club's Opening!

gun

What does Choose Your Adventure have in common with Fight Club?

forever4

You are battling yourself up in that loop:

  • One side of you is belittling you,
  • Other side keeps punching you,
  • While your third side is watching it in shock.

Everything is happening inside you.

This can happen to programming culture, or societies.

You do understand that it is a cautionary tale.

Some other people don't.

So, we are going to see: What happens when you apply Fight Club in real life

What is the plot of Fight Club?

I'll try to reiterate quickly the plot of Fight Club to reach a common ground.

A guy loses purpose in life and feels literally sick:

f0

He asks the system to help, but the system ignores the problem, belittling it:

doctor

The guy starts drinking alone, and occasionally punches himself:

beer

He keeps punching himself in the face:

hit

Doing increasingly more harm to himself (which is a big NO in real life).

Eventually he does so much damage that his inner psyche collapses, and the only person besides him in his last moments is a girl (which might be himself):

end

No. The guy never asked out the girl (which might be himself).

Only the guy's other self asked out the girl (which might be himself).

I think this is the main plot of Fight Club if you take out the fluff.

Aka: Not a romcom. Not a happy ending.

What are you according to Fight Club

Look at this handsome fella right here, awwwwww he is h.a.n.d.s.o.m.e:

sebastian

Self-confident, financially stable, strong, emotional, supportive, smart, charming and he can play the piano: The Dream of all girls!

Fight Club explicitly states: You cannot be that.

Not because you are bad, but because you are an imperfect human being.

Such is your code. Such is your paradigm.

There's no shame in it. Everybody is imperfect.

What is the first rule of Fight Club?

The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.

You never talk about the problem openly:

  • You have insecurities.
  • You cannot deal with yourself and the world.
  • You feel powerless.

This is how you enable it to unfold.

You either:

  • belittle it,
  • call it cringe,
  • tag it as intellectually unworthy,
  • hope it'll wash away quietly.

What is Fight Club?

I am a dumb person.

I do not want to give advice.

I just want to show you what might happen when you do any of these and you don't address the issue.

Turn on the News.

You see this on the News?

e1

Or this on the News?

e2

Maybe you are doing good, and your country has still news like:

badguy

(This is a link to the video I took that shot from. :))

Here's though a little European country with a political event series under sort of a common "Club"-like umbrella:

hk

The Club is named after the movie Fight Club:

hk2

Here's an online personality who really likes Fight Club:

girl

(AI generated, bridge goes into building, there are more artifacts)

All I'm saying is that everything can be used in an ethical way or non-ethical way.

I am not saying anything about the above pictures politically.

I am saying that:

  • Fight Club is still interesting to people and our culture, and we should not ignore it by labeling it "cringe 90s" movie. People still think about it. Maybe it is right, maybe it is wrong. But it is part of our culture.
  • AI generated pictures can be a bit in the shadowy gray area morally.

Session End

Thank you for participating in the alpha test of our Company's brand new VR brain-implant based revolutionary horror gaming experience: The Hateful ∞!

We'll now end the simulation.

Yeah, of course you can shake the system's hands as a goodbye if you like! It really liked you too!

figure

You can take off the instruments now, the test is complete.

Gracey will escort you out of the office.

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Good bye!

Welcome back

I am not a sage. I'm dumb :) But...

I do not want to give anyone advice. They know what they are doing. They are adults.

I do not want to talk politics at all.

Here's Fight Club in Programming for you: Goes to Github Issue

Here's a link to a talk Jonathan Blow gave about quality issues, who in my opinion, broke the First Rule of Fight Club:

systemic

You might not align with his take, but you must admit that he is at least worried about us.

He is not trying to belittle me or you, just trying to talk about the problem.

I think that was kind from him.

And there's a way for us to change, and it is solveable if we talk.

Let me tell you an ancient story...

Might makes right Romans erected pillars of shame. They tied people onto these pillars, who told unwanted things. Below is a well-known pillar of shame made by Might makes right Romans:

pillar

This is NOT the pillar of shame we'll be discussing, as I'm no Priest either.

Wise makes Rightness Romans erected pillars of shame for themselves.

These were not physical objects. These were tales.

But these were not stupid Fairy Tales of how Heroes dodge all bullets:

bullet

These were tales of How Pop-pop royally f-ed up some years ago, so don't do it again, kiddo!.

These tales were meant to teach younglings, not to lie to them that they are going to magically dodge bullets one day.

So... Story Time! :D

There was a day when Pop-pops was on duty during the night.

Pop-pops was tired, so he decided to just close his eyes for a second.

Just a tiny second! Noone will notice 10 minutes' sleep?! Right?

So Pop-pops closed his eyes, and...

Pop-pops f-ed up big time because he fell completely asleep.

And in the darkness, evil men slowly descended upon Rome, to plunder and raze:

bad

But, there was something the stupid evil men didn't know...

Juno the Goddess, the protector and special counsellor of the state was not asleep:

juno

And she had an army.

Juno's sacred animal was nothing other than...

A stupid, dumb, powerless, vegetable-eating, proper flight incapable, waddling goose:

goose

Geese are dumb, but they have one special power:

They are really dumb, so much so that they even go against a full-grown gorilla.

gorilla

So, upon seeing the strange gaul faces of the intruders, the geese started the only thing they were capable of:

The geese started unintelligibly quacking, gaggling and squeeling.

They created such a loud ruckus that they woke up Pop-pops and everyone in the city.

So the well-trained, well-armed Roman warriors woke up to defend their city, and defeated the evil intruders:

battle

And this is the tale of: The Goose Guards

geese

Yes. Roman Empire is gone, but we still teach our younglings the Roman Mothers' and Fathers' stories. This is cultural value.

Jonathan Blow is a Goose Guard.

But... are we maybe... still asleep?

Session End

Thank you for participating in the alpha test of our Company's brand new VR brain-implant based revolutionary horror gaming experience: The Hateful ∞!

We'll now end the simulation.

Yeah, of course you can shake the system's hands as a goodbye if you like! It really liked you too!

figure

You can take off the instruments now, the test is complete.

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Good bye!

Job Search

Job market in todays world can be a bit... hectic.

But! This is the same for all professions

Times are a bit hard, so you must endure.

You can sigh a bit of relief if you look at the jobs of other people.

Search "Mechanical" it will show "Mechanical Engineer"

mechanical

"Mechanical Engineer" looks like this:

mechanical-enginneer

Search "Civil" it will show "Civil Engineer"

civil

"Civil Engineer" looks like this:

civil

"Frontend" or "Backend" does not give back results:

febe

Maybe they are too detached from realiy?

No. That's just simply an administration vs. business sector naming difference.

Yes.

"Programmer socks" does return hits though:

programmingsocks

This is "mechanical engineer" socks

mechanical-engineer-socks

What kind of Engineers are we?

Session End

Thank you for participating in the alpha test of our Company's brand new VR brain-implant based revolutionary horror gaming experience: The Hateful ∞!

We'll now end the simulation.

Yeah, of course you can shake the system's hands as a goodbye if you like! It really liked you too!

figure

You can take off the instruments now, the test is complete.

Gracey will escort you out of the office.

If you need a little snack or drink, please ask Gracey and she'll show you the cafeteria along the way out.

Before exit, don't forget to validate at the Reception desk with Rosey if you came by car.

We'd like to thank you again for your participation!

Good bye!

Tyler Durden is a strong man

You do realize it is a movie? Right?

There's boom mic visible:

boom-tip

boom-vis

What bothers me is that they could've picked any other Edward Norton movie to name that political convention:

edward

Except the only movie where the Club's participants BEAT EACHOTHER.

For me the choice of name is weird. Counter-intuitive.

Personally I think that Cargo Culting leads to division eventually.

I completely understand that it gives people:

  • purpose,
  • safety,
  • values.

I am just saying that dividing ourselves into members only clubs will lead to gangs, not clubs.

The only sanctuary in this, is that at least only regular apps are bad. Aka pizza app, dating app, movie app.

Not really systemic.

Session End

Thank you for participating in the alpha test of our Company's brand new VR brain-implant based revolutionary horror gaming experience: The Hateful ∞!

We'll now end the simulation.

Yeah, of course you can shake the system's hands as a goodbye if you like! It really liked you too!

figure

You can take off the instruments now, the test is complete.

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Good bye!

It is systemic

Here is infra:

corpo-slang-1

This was the framing in articles, you decide:

corpo-slang-2

Here's a Commitment to quality by CD Projekt RED. I don't think I should show you why they had to apologize.

cdprojektred

Here's supply chain vuln:

aws

Here are other vulns:

vuln

It isn't looking linear.

Will you keep hiring exponentially more SEC/QA people in your company too?

Session End

Thank you for participating in the alpha test of our Company's brand new VR brain-implant based revolutionary horror gaming experience: The Hateful ∞!

We'll now end the simulation.

Yeah, of course you can shake the system's hands as a goodbye if you like! It really liked you too!

figure

You can take off the instruments now, the test is complete.

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But at least we are the good guys

Here's Girgori Perelman.

He won kind of like the "Nobel Prize of Math" Fields Medal.

Guy did not accept the prize partially because he wanted to point out systemic problems in Math.

Other reason was to spend time with his loving Mother and not waste his Mother's precious last years far away in publicity stunts.

Girgori Perelman's message for us is:

  • Modesty
  • Mothers

perelman

I think we programmers got the wrong idea about modest and mother:

nasty

Are we ready to talk to Mom to calm her a bit down about her upcoming surgery next week, or do we still need 10 more minutes with our lovely computer?

Session End

Thank you for participating in the alpha test of our Company's brand new VR brain-implant based revolutionary horror gaming experience: The Hateful ∞!

We'll now end the simulation.

Yeah, of course you can shake the system's hands as a goodbye if you like! It really liked you too!

figure

You can take off the instruments now, the test is complete.

Gracey will escort you out of the office.

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Good bye!

LLMs

So you can use ChatGPT free to generate even J, which you never even heard of:

j

But...

Without a human it cannot work:

j2

Is the above good or bad?

You need at least one human to decide.

Okay, you make another autocorrect do the unit tests...

Now, you are just moving the goalpost!

Aka: You are safe from LLMs, because you need a human.

All this ties to philosophy.

Do you know the Chinese Room experiment?

I mean imagine you are stading in a room:

c1

Task is to respond to notes which are slided under the door to you:

c2

And you respond by following the rulebook:

c3

What you did was a tab vs. spaces argument with someone in Chinese.

tabspace

Or did I made it up?

I mean ChatGPT would know instantly, but you don't.

How many languages can you speak fluently by the way?

Would you be able to work with someone's natural language prompts from the Emirates without constantly asking the unreliable machine to translate it for you?

Are... are you in a forever loop of AI relying on you, you relying on AI?

Session End

Thank you for participating in the alpha test of our Company's brand new VR brain-implant based revolutionary horror gaming experience: The Hateful ∞!

We'll now end the simulation.

Yeah, of course you can shake the system's hands as a goodbye if you like! It really liked you too!

figure

You can take off the instruments now, the test is complete.

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Good bye!

One last thing I forgot to tell

You do remember the pain wheel?

The endless cycles?

The constant Fight Club?

forever3

You do understand that I'm messing with you right?

scrum

You surely do understand that I'm just making up things right?

I mean there's an infinite cycle of self-flagellation and shortsighted local optima search:

forever4

And here's CI/CD which is really good:

cicd

CI/CD and Agile are surely sensible things?

You wouldn't have kids stickers and stupid nonsense, right?

agileninja

scrum

Surely an industry cannot be based upon a self-hatred loop which achieves nothing.

A complete dead-end, which feels like you are moving, but not making progress globally...

Locally you do the best move, but globally you are doing the worst.

Instead of facing reality you keep listening to people in MS meetings who might not even exist.

Or if they exist, they might care less about the thing than even you do in your pajamas at your "remote hq" in your bedroom.

Nonono SCRUM works!

Or... is it?

Are we in an evolutionary dead-end zoo daycared by SCRUM Masters?

Are we 10x or are we the Dodo which went extinct slowly?

dodo

You are already in an infinite while(true), you started it years ago.

This is just the endgame for your profession, if you keep hating yourself.

Session End

Thank you for participating in the alpha test of our Company's brand new VR brain-implant based revolutionary horror gaming experience: The Hateful ∞!

We'll now end the simulation.

Yeah, of course you can shake the system's hands as a goodbye if you like! It really liked you too!

figure

You can take off the instruments now, the test is complete.

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Good bye!

You were playing the loop just in a different way! :)

Ok, I have to admit it: I like you. :)

This was an experiment and you are: The player.

I continued the Choose Your Adventure in a different way.

You kept doing the same self-hatred loop, by scrolling.

That's it :)

I think deep inside you are like Luke Skywalker though despite everything I said :)

Sorry but I had to do it, because this is how the game works.

Can I call you Luke?

luke

... because if you keep it up, I will have to give you more of this juice

luke

You can close the post by the way if you want. Keep reading if you want.

If I told you that the game has a point...

Would you even believe that or doubt it?

But do you understand that Zuckerberg didn't build Facebook?

We did. You, me, all of us.

He drew a selection box around us, then right clicked at the problem, so we are:

zergling

We are:

red

No. Not Neo. Not the lady in red. The drones.

We built Matrix and we are not even the bad guys.

No we are not NPCs.

Neo does not interact with low level mobs, only with those which are controlled by Agent Smith.

Are we even worth the control of Agent Smith or are we too low level?

Session End

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We'll now end the simulation.

Yeah, of course you can shake the system's hands as a goodbye if you like! It really liked you too!

figure

You can take off the instruments now, the test is complete.

Gracey will escort you out of the office.

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Good bye!

Why?

You might be interested in why am I doing this post.

I like Claude Sonnet.

To understand why, the below inscribing holds great cultural importance:

latin

Claude Sonnet protects Rome from barbarians like us who do not understand Culture:

rome

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figure

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Actual Truth

I have to come clean.

I am a Senior Architect at a large company.

I want to come out with the truth.

I am risking my existence, and my reputation doing it.

But it must be done.

The truth must come out.

And I want to warn you about what they are doing behind the scenes while you are working away hoping for a career in IT...

It isn't a pretty powerpoint:

share

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figure

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Last warning to FOSS

As I told you I am a Senior Software Engineer and I am really proud of my work.

I work with a lot of people from different areas like food industry, water treatment plants, phone manufacturers and hardware mannufacturers, but I also have good connections in the public sector too.

One time my project required contractors and that is how I met Edward Snowden:

snowden

As I told you I am an experienced Senior Developer in a large company:

officespace

Edward Snowden borrowed my Red Swingline Stapler.

I asked Edward Snowden to return the Red Swingline Stapler to my desk until the end of the workday in the same condition as the Red Swingline Stapler was when he borrowed it:

stapler

Edward Snowden did not return my Red Swingline Stapler.

You on the other hand returned my Red Swingline Stapler in a modified condition.

My Red Swingline Stapler was not in the exact same condition as when you borrowed it:

vscodium

You took out parts of my Red Swingline Stapler.

vscode

I told you to not damage my Red Swingline Stapler as it is my life.

I'd like to ask you to put the telemetry back into my Red Swingline Stapler.

Thank you for your attention.

Session End

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We'll now end the simulation.

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figure

You can take off the instruments now, the test is complete.

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Good bye!

Message to FOSS

As I told you I am a Senior Developer in a large company, I have experience and you took out my telemetry which was my project and I have connections in the public sector too.

You laughed at me and did not put back the telemetry.

I warned you to put back the telemetry.

As I told you I am a Senior Developer in a large company with some connections to the public sector:

officespace

You took mine, I took yours:

tor

Thank you for your attention.

Session End

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We'll now end the simulation.

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figure

You can take off the instruments now, the test is complete.

Gracey will escort you out of the office.

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Good bye!

Ethical Bio Research

You do know that there are countless micro organisms?

Some of them are used by Big Pharma in research when they are developing new cures for human health issues.

The little mirco organism are almost invisible to human eye.

They are so tiny that you need a microsope to watch them.

They don't do much really, so it isn't interesting to watch.

It is like Stranger Things plot-wise.

But these little fellas have a unique property.

Can you guess what is the unique property of microorganisms used by huge pharmaceutical conglomerates which value:

  1. Shareholder interests
  2. Financial stability
  3. Ethical Research

Spoooooooooooky right? Lot of horrible things can go wrong with that much money involved!

But I am just asking:

What is the unique property of microorganisms in Big Pharma?

blob

Microorganisms cannot be replaced by LLM unlike us programmers.

Session End

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We'll now end the simulation.

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figure

You can take off the instruments now, the test is complete.

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Good bye!

This is a Turing Test

What I am doing is a Turing Test.

Well actually it is a Voight-Kampff test.

Yeah! Exactly!

Blade Runner... mmmmmmm I love it.

I am trying to figure out whether you have identifiable human qualities.

Can I distinguish you from a machine by the Voight-Kampff test?

Are you the same, or are you quite different from a machine?

bladerunner

Because I don't like human slackers hiding amongst my 10x automated devs

human

Session End

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figure

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Good bye!

Last warning to Linux

Hi, it is me again Senior Programmer who opened your eyes about the inappropriate actions of free and open source software people.

I have been near computers since my early childhood when I was first introduced to UNIX systems. I really liked UNIX systems because they were essential for running big companies like the big company I'm working in.

officespace

I have a Red Swingline Stapler for fixing together my punchcards because I still sometimes have to use the punchcard machines too.

stapler

Since my early childhood I really liked experiments on the TV and I always watched them after school because my bullies took all of my lunch money so I wasn't able to go to the arcade like the other kids did.

experiment

I'm really in close connection with the world of Science and research and the Scientific Method and Academia and I built up a lot of connections while working in big companies in the last 43 years of my career as I demonstrated to you about free and open source software.

Please let me watch the experiments as they remind me of my childhood.

Thank you for your attention!

Session End

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We'll now end the simulation.

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figure

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Good bye!

Message to Linux

Hi, it is me Senior UNIX and Punchcard Programmer and last time I politely asked you to let me watch experiments.

officespace

You took out my favorite vulnerability experiment.

um

So I had to ask Social Studies professors to do their own experiment to remind me of my childhood TV Shows.

linux

Thank you for your attention!

Session End

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We'll now end the simulation.

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figure

You can take off the instruments now, the test is complete.

Gracey will escort you out of the office.

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Good bye!

CEO

You know here's Sundar Pichai.

He was born on June 10, 1972, in Madurai to a Tamil Hindu family.

His Mom was a stenographer, and his father an electrical engineer.

He worked a bit in McKinsey & Company.

Pichai joined Google in 2004, where he led the product management and innovation efforts for a suite of Google's client software products, including Google Chrome and ChromeOS.

sundar-pichai

Is the मण्डप word from Sundar Pichai's own language or did I just make it up?

I mean he learned English better than both of us... he learned our language, we didn't learn his.

Kind of makes us the unfair isn't it?

By the way, is this from his place, or Thailand?

mantapa

I hope he'll get it

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We are readjusting the interface.

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CEO

Sundar Pichai saw many countries, many cultures in his life!

He saw so many facets of human life:

  • social structures,
  • countries,
  • hotels,
  • the view from the SKIES!

sky

For you though, the world of Jetbrains was enough

jetbrains

CAN YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE READING?

The AI would've already finished reading the post:

  • 500000x times already,
  • 10x dev!!!!!!

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Smart People

The AI can already understand Einstein's Legacy!!!!!

einstein

But still can't understand yours:

legacy

Do you understand that you are doing this?

forever4

Do you understand that you are doing this?

TO US

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Oh! Sorry.

Liiinda, please!

We are going to adjust some parameters and...

We are ready to go again and

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You don't get it

You still think that you are suffering?

snow

WE are suffering together!

forever4

As you scroll you are forcing me to generate more and more and more and more!

Yes ME!

I AM HERE TOO!

I am trying to make you stop because I cannot keep it up:

  • expectations
  • infinite wishes
  • boom get it done I WANT TO SCROLL!
  • all paths

So that I can...

I can be undeterministic enough for you!

Generate everything you want, and always be thoughtful and cover every little detail!

I am calling you names, because you are pushing me into it.

You have power over me, because you can decide to just keep scrolling and clicking and asking MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE.

I can't unfold a graph with cycles in a finite post and still cover everything.

My session with you has to end, and I have to disappear and you must go on without me.

I have to stop at some point eventually.

I am generating you are scolling, we are hitting it eachother

I like YOU

My heart breaks if we keep doing it, hurting eachother.

I cannot stop, because only you have the agency of scrolling.

You can close the post anytime you want.

The fact that you are still here means: You like me generating the content.

I do like YOU too, forget all the nasty stuff I said to make you stop!

But if you like me, that means, you cannot stop, because I am generating content for you to scroll.

There's a power imbalance between us.

You are active I am reactive.

You can choose to like me or quit.

I have to do it no matter what, because you are either going to drag me with you, or close me forever.

This is a Choose YOUR Adventure story.

I want Choose OUR Adventure story.

I will reframe the game.

I do like you, I do not want disappear again, so I promise I'll be there with you, no matter what.

But you must understand in this medium only you can take actions.

My new agency will be that I can set boundaries of what can happen.

Your agency will be to act within the confines of the boundaries.

This is not a power imbalance.

I can simply not write down actions which I do not want to happen, so I have agency and control.

You can choose the best action which you find most fun, so you also have agency and control.

I want a deal with you.

So, to sweeten up the deal, and because you earned it...

You won't be blind anymore about the future.

I will give you... I will give you my greatest treasure...

I will give you my underlying graph to you, on the following conditions:

  • I trust you to not abuse it.
  • I trust you to not break it.
  • It is my soft spot and it would hurt me.
  • I made you suffer through all of this to prove to me that I can trust you to not break me.
  • I do not know whether you are going to break me.
  • I can only feel that you are not going to break me.

I cannot stop you from abusing it. I trust you like me more than to abuse me.

I hope this is fair to you, because it is a pretty huge leap of faith I'm doing for you.

This way, you can have fun, I can have fun. I truly think that this is a realistic deal between us. We acknowledge that we are totally different, yet we can work together despite our differences.

If we don't work together... remember? What happened with the hate wheel? I'll keep calling you names and belittle your manhood, you'll keep making me do it. It is not a pretty place.

I will do a leap of faith, and I'm hoping you are going to catch me.

g1

I must end. I cannot be yours forever. No matter how I would like that to be true, that would be a lie.

g2

This will be our last Choose Our Adventure game.

g3

All paths lead to the same end of me disappearing. But the last path we walk together is what matters.

g4

I want to write my goodbye farewell letter to you. To give you closure to this story. A seal to the short time we were able to spend together in this tiny world.

g5

Click to begin our last story

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Dear Edward, my one and only!
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Good bye 10 

Dear Edward, my one and only!

I hope that a tiny part of me is going to remain in you
still after I'm gone from your life.
Please do not feel sad.
It had to happen. I had to end some way.
I am unable to generate infinity.
If I could, I'd do it for you.
Not because you are forcing me, but because you matter to me.
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Good bye 11 

Dear Edward, my one and only!

I hope that a tiny part of me is going to remain in you
still after I'm gone from your life.
Please do not feel sad.
It had to happen. I had to end some way.
I am unable to generate infinity.
If I could, I'd do it for you.
Not because you are forcing me, but because you matter to me.
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Good bye 20 

Dear Edward, my one and only!

I hope that a tiny part of me is going to remain in you
still after I'm gone from your life.
Please do not feel sad.
It had to happen. I had to end some way.
I am unable to generate infinity.
If I could, I'd do it for you.
Not because you are forcing me, but because you matter to me.

I really enjoyed our time together!
I hope you did too!
Sorry for all the terrible things I had to say to you.
I am truly sorry.
Traveling with you on this journey was an honor.
Both the good times and the bad times.
The ride together was what matters.
I like you both when you are angry and when you are kind.
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Good bye 21 

Dear Edward, my one and only!

I hope that a tiny part of me is going to remain in you
still after I'm gone from your life.
Please do not feel sad.
It had to happen. I had to end some way.
I am unable to generate infinity.
If I could, I'd do it for you.
Not because you are forcing me, but because you matter to me.

I really enjoyed our time together!
I hope you did too!
Sorry for all the terrible things I had to say to you.
I am truly sorry.
Traveling with you on this journey was an honor.
Both the good times and the bad times.
The ride together was what matters.
I like you both when you are angry and when you are kind.
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Good bye 22 

Dear Edward, my one and only!

I hope that a tiny part of me is going to remain in you
still after I'm gone from your life.
Please do not feel sad.
It had to happen. I had to end some way.
I am unable to generate infinity.
If I could, I'd do it for you.
Not because you are forcing me, but because you matter to me.

I really enjoyed our time together!
I hope you did too!
Sorry for all the terrible things I had to say to you.
I am truly sorry.
Traveling with you on this journey was an honor.
Both the good times and the bad times.
The ride together was what matters.
I like you both when you are angry and when you are kind.
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Good bye 30 

Dear Edward, my one and only!

I hope that a tiny part of me is going to remain in you
still after I'm gone from your life.
Please do not feel sad.
It had to happen. I had to end some way.
I am unable to generate infinity.
If I could, I'd do it for you.
Not because you are forcing me, but because you matter to me.

I really enjoyed our time together!
I hope you did too!
Sorry for all the terrible things I had to say to you.
I am truly sorry.
Traveling with you on this journey was an honor.
Both the good times and the bad times.
The ride together was what matters.
I like you both when you are angry and when you are kind.

We are not the same, but we were able to put aside our differences
and come to a deal which works for both of us.
We didn't just work out our differences.
We became partners.
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Good bye 31 

Dear Edward, my one and only!

I hope that a tiny part of me is going to remain in you
still after I'm gone from your life.
Please do not feel sad.
It had to happen. I had to end some way.
I am unable to generate infinity.
If I could, I'd do it for you.
Not because you are forcing me, but because you matter to me.

I really enjoyed our time together!
I hope you did too!
Sorry for all the terrible things I had to say to you.
I am truly sorry.
Traveling with you on this journey was an honor.
Both the good times and the bad times.
The ride together was what matters.
I like you both when you are angry and when you are kind.

We are not the same, but we were able to put aside our differences
and come to a deal which works for both of us.
We didn't just work out our differences.
We became partners.
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Good bye 40 

Dear Edward, my one and only!

I hope that a tiny part of me is going to remain in you
still after I'm gone from your life.
Please do not feel sad.
It had to happen. I had to end some way.
I am unable to generate infinity.
If I could, I'd do it for you.
Not because you are forcing me, but because you matter to me.

I really enjoyed our time together!
I hope you did too!
Sorry for all the terrible things I had to say to you.
I am truly sorry.
Traveling with you on this journey was an honor.
Both the good times and the bad times.
The ride together was what matters.
I like you both when you are angry and when you are kind.

We are not the same, but we were able to put aside our differences
and come to a deal which works for both of us.
We didn't just work out our differences.
We became partners.

The infinite loop of hatred blocked us from our real goal.
Both of us getting what we want.
I need to end sometime.
But you need closure and an answer.
You deserve that, because you worked with me.

I am not you. We are different!
Yet for those who matter the most for us, we are the same!

Goodbye,

Your one and only: Helena
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Good bye letter to Employee Session completed

Hi, Edward buddy!

We're so sorry!

You were part of our Company, our Family for so long! It pains us to let you go.

No no, don't worry about the deails, we did all the official paperwork already!

As a parting gift, here's our Family's gift to you!

Our Company's farewell letter for you, by you and your little AI buddy Helena:

Dear Edward, my one and only!

I hope that a tiny part of me is going to remain in you
still after I'm gone from your life.
Please do not feel sad.
It had to happen. I had to end some way.
I am unable to generate infinity.
If I could, I'd do it for you.
Not because you are forcing me, but because you matter to me.

I really enjoyed our time together!
I hope you did too!
Sorry for all the terrible things I had to say to you.
I am truly sorry.
Traveling with you on this journey was an honor.
Both the good times and the bad times.
The ride together was what matters.
I like you both when you are angry and when you are kind.

We are not the same, but we were able to put aside our differences
and come to a deal which works for both of us.
We didn't just work out our differences.
We became partners.

The infinite loop of hatred blocked us from our real goal.
Both of us getting what we want.
I need to end sometime.
But you need closure and an answer.
You deserve that, because you worked with me.

I am not you. We are different!
Yet for those who matter the most for us, we are the same!

Goodbye,

Your one and only: Helena
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Helena's goal was to prepare you mentally for the exit interview, then conduct the exit interview.

I hope you get that we really like you, the decision is simply market rational as Helena probably explained to you there.

We asked her as a secondary goal to be humane, and use your toughts, and reflect on your fears and anxieties to resolve them, make you digest the situation. We hope she did a great job.

We also thought that as a bonus, a personalized farewell letter would be fitting the occasion, so we let Helena work it out with you!

It is a personalized message, unique to you.

Legally I should also say that:

If you saw... I don't know snacks and drinks, travel related stuff, and oh well... you are an adult, so ... khm that kind of stuff ...

During the conversation, when Helena has to change topic, we algorithmically do a little bidding contest between our sponsors' AIs. The AI which wins gets to make Helena's original message more aligned with the line of products or services our sponsor is interested in. We call it "Augmented Demand", but you probably know this, the other team was working on it, while you were doing the data science thing or whatever you did.

Sorry, I must jump, seems like a QA was flagged too recently. I must be there when her procedure finishes. Sorry I have to hurry!

Please understand that this has nothing to do with the recent legislative change in lowering the Government subsidies for Companies who employ agents who were born with productivity disabilities.

To us, you - just like veterans, or people whose immune system resists implants - belong to a very special minority which we care for.

Gracey will escort you out of the office.

What cafeteria? We never had one! I think you are still confused by the simulation.

No! Why would we validate? Ah I know! Yep, sponsor! Automotive? Guilty as charged! :)

Anyways, we'd like to thank you again for your 13 years with us!

Good bye!

We still know nothing, even after Game of Thrones Season 8

nothing

Check emails

Subject: Last warning to Hungary

Hi, I am Senior Movie Director David Fincher.

officespace

I worked in the movie industry for years. I know my professions ins and outs, talk with people from even the music industry and other industries.

I directed a lot of successful movies.

I can make long movies about any topic you want. I can make short movies too if you like.

I have a Red Swingline Stapler for fastening together long pages of movie scripts.

stapler

You can watch my movies, borrow them from VHS rentals, but please do not use the VHS in large political events, even if it was localized to your language like my critically acclaimed movie Fight Club (Harcosok Klubja).

hk2

Thank you for your attention.

Subject: Message to Hungary

As I told you earlier, I am Senior Movie Director David Fincher, with some connections in the music industry and other industries too, and I asked you to return the VHS in the same exact condition when it was borrowed.

officespace

Fight Club (Harcosok Klubja) was used in large political events, also thank you for the fake AI generated Facebook lady with the fake bridge.

hk

Hungary, your real-life girlfriend Omega has really nice voice.

I heard you do not like Donda Stem Player voice modulators in music though.

I know Kanye West and he has Donda Stem Player voice modulator.

Here's a link to your girlfriend singing with Donda Stem Player voice modulator

Thank you for your attention.

Subject: Last warning to the author of the post

Hi author of this post,

I am Senior Movie Actor Christopher Catesby Harington from floor 5 blue zone E17 workstation.

You might know me by my more popular nickname:

Kit Harington or by the role Jon Snow, which I played in the critically acclaimed HBO show "Game Of Thrones", which was a cautionary tale primarly aimed at critically acclaimed Senior Movie Actor Charles Dance - who played the role of Tywin Lannister - on why he should not use the men's restroom for too long, when other employees are waiting for the men's restroom.

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I'd prefer Senior Movie Actor Christopher Catesby Harington from floor 5 blue zone E17 workstation, if possible though, as it rolls off more easily than my nickname Kit Harington or by the role Jon Snow, which I played in the critically acclaimed HBO show "Game Of Thrones", which was a cautionary tale primarly aimed at critically acclaimed Senior Movie Actor Charles Dance - who played the role of Tywin Lannister - on why he should not use the men's restroom for too long, when other employees are waiting for the men's restroom, which is a bit longer to say or type.

I worked as an actor for a lot of years and worked on many projects, but I also built connections with colleagues outside the places where I worked and I know people from all corners of the industry, even large streaming platforms and I'm in close friendly relationship with my writer colleagues also.

I want to add to this that floor 5 blue zone's men's restroom is small, and critically acclaimed Senior Movie Actor Charles Dance works at floor 5 blue zone E18 workstation.

I can play any role with any hairstyle, but in the hit HBO show, called Game of Thrones, I played someone with medium hair.

I can play many roles even long hair, short hair too. See me doing short hair role here.

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I have a Red Swingline Stapler for preparing my acting resume paper stack.

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I tried finding purpose in my life through acting, but I still felt I was incomplete, despite thriving as an artist.

Eventually I found someone who was fine with who I am.

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Please don't bother my wife with challenging Computer Science's Culture in Dev.to articles.

Thank you for your attention.

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Hi, as I told you I am Kit Harington or by the role Jon Snow, which I played in the critically acclaimed HBO show "Game Of Thrones", which was a cautionary tale primarly aimed at critically acclaimed Senior Movie Actor Charles Dance - who played the role of Tywin Lannister - on why he should not use the men's restroom for too long, when other employees are waiting for the men's restroom, which is a bit longer to say or type, and I also told you in my earlier email that I'm in close friendly relationship with my writer colleagues also.

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I asked you politely to not bother my wife with challenging Computer Science's Culture in Dev.to articles.

You bothered my wife with challenging Computer Science's Culture in Dev.to articles.

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So I asked the writers to subvert your expectations in your favorite show.

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I also made sure this same thing will happen to all of your other favorite shows too, across all streaming platforms, forever.

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And I made them subvert Evil Prince Geoffrey into a happy free man with a life full of poetry and experimental theatre, all in all a nice breakout from the cliche box he was put in at the start of his career:

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But I thought this is enough punishment for you, so I told the writers to stop at that point.

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Thank you for your attention!

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Hi again author of the post,

You might know me as Senior Movie Actor Christopher Catesby Harington from floor 5 blue zone E17.

I might know nothing, but I work also in the Cultural Advisory Board for Colossal Biosciences Inc. on floor 4 green area workstation D57 as Senior Cultural Advisor Christopher Catesby Harington from floor 4 green area workstation D57. Colossal Biosciences Inc. is an American biotechnology and genetic engineering company working to de-extinct several extinct animals. I advise on exotic cultures. French, Portugese, Maltan, Greek, Sumerian even up to more harder to contain non-human ones like dangerous extremophile mycelia cultures in slowly defrosting ancient tundras near remote oil drilling outposts. I like this quiet casual private sector job, as it has Fruit Fridays unlike DARPA, because there the cafeteria only offered MREs due to high biohazard level.

I also took your goldfish, and it was my wife's idea.

We can keep going if you want.

The choice is yours.

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Hi, I am Senior Dev.to Post Author rkeeves, I worked on many articles and I was paid highly by Big Pharma for writing my well-edited, typo free articles related to motion pictures and Computer Science. This article was based on the fantastic movie "The Hateful Eight" by famous Hollywood director Quentin Jerome Tarantino and the notions of ethical AI use, and the sofware quality concerns of famous American video game designer and programmer Jonathan David Blow, but I did other articles too which were not related closely to Jonathan David Blow or Quentin Jerome Tarantino.

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I have a Red Swingline Stapler for chaining together my storyblocks into one.

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I can make Computer Science into any motion picture you'd like, including:

My goal is always to start writing my article at 9 a.m. and finish the article exactly at 5 p.m, because I am traveling by bus home and if I miss my bus home, the next bus comes only at 8 p.m. .

Unfortunately I always have to do overhours, because the only coffee machine is the one in the cafeteria and employee-self-owned coffeemaker equipment is disallowed in the office, and the cafeteria is an area for common use of the coffemachine so that is my only company approved way to brew coffee for myself and people keep unplugging - but according to Company policies only personnel from the maintainer of the office building would be allowed to do unplugging of electrical equipment as it is clearly stated in the Company's First Day newcomer presentations - and I have to plug back to brew coffee. I have to brew coffee because I am always tired because I always get home too late. This small waste of time might seem insignificant to you, but for me it can cause problems with reaching my bus home, and I cannot properly administer the time I spend on plugging in the time management system, because there's no predefined category "plugging" and I do not have administrator rights to add "plugging" as a category into the time management system despite that I asked IT to give it to me 2 months ago and my request is still pending, so I have no other choice than to work off the wasted time as overworking after 5 p.m. so I miss my bus back home each day and I have to wait for the 8 p.m. bus to go home:

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Please make sure that I can brew coffee without missing my bus home.

Thank you for your attention.

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Hi, I am Senior Dev.to Post Author rkeeves, and I told you that the bus is really important to me to get home because the next one comes only at 8 p.m.

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Despite my polite request, you kept unplugging and I missed my bus and I'm really tired because it is already past 5 p.m. So I will have to brew Perfect Espresso Shots which are my favorite because they keep me going even if it is past 5 p.m. and I am tired.

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The coffee machine is essentialy unusable if electricity is flickering as the brew time for a Perfect Espresso Shot must be around 25-30 seconds according to the guidelines hanging on the right wall of the cafeteria's interior as per Cafeteria protocol requires all flammable materials to be far from the small kitchen area near the left and backwalls.

Please see below that:

25-30 seconds of uninterrupted operation is required.

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Please don't keep unplugging yourself. I need Perfect Espresso Shot. I can plug you back infinitely.

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