OK how about
Plan on working ~100+ hours a week during sprints. If that scares you, don’t apply.
And
Yes you’ll get all the usual benefits, but if you’re really going for perks, Google is your best bet! If you want to make an impact, then please apply
Fun fact: There's two sentence pairs in here lifted directly from real job descriptions. See if you can find them!
That's gold
And
Do I get bonus equity for guessing correctly?
You're half right one one of them! There are four real sentences in total, in pairs (so two couplets of two sentences each).
OK how about
Plan on working ~100+ hours a week during sprints. If that scares you, don’t apply.
And
Yes you’ll get all the usual benefits, but if you’re really going for perks, Google is your best bet! If you want to make an impact, then please apply
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Winner! Well done.
Yeah!!! I think I should win a unicorn! 🦄
These sentences are seriously messed up, I'm so sad they're from actual descriptions