Hello everyone, this is my first post here!
A couple of days ago, I wondered—as all truly revolutionary ideas begin—with a simple, dangerous question:
"What if..."
...we treated "Hello, World!" not as a trivial one-liner, but as a mission-critical, enterprise-grade application?
What would that look like?
Not just "how many files," but...
- Should we import the alphabet—just to be safe?
- Add scientifically proven perfect sleep time between letters?
- Give the exclamation mark its little secret file?
So I did what any reasonable engineer would do: I over-engineered the soul out of it.
I present to you:
The Most Inefficiently Efficient "Hello, World!" Ever Created 🎬
This isn't just a program. It's a 69-line cinematic masterpiece featuring:
🔤 A Custom Alphabet Import (because Python's built-in one isn't optimized enough)
⏱️ A Scientifically Proven Dramatic Pause™ between each character
🚀 A Dedicated Space Import Helper (because normal imports are for peasants)
💡 Mission-Critical Comments that explain nothing and everything at once
🤫 And maybe a secret... or two
Top comments (1)
That was artistic