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Apocalyptic: ☢️ If there where no more computers tomorrow, what would you do?

I often wonder how well my particular set of skills translate into the real world, especially a world in ruins.

What would you do in the apocalypse, assuming you survived the first wave 😂

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Ben Halpern

I don't need computers to go away before I do this, but to not get to radical about it, I plan to open a plant-based burger joint.

My working name for the restaurant is BB's Burgers — where BB stands for BB's Burgers.

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Adam Crockett 🌀

I know the feeling - its good to have plans outside of tech incase AI takes over and learns to program...

I have seen some outstanding plant based burgers over here in Bristol UK its quite convincing, although I really didnt get the vegitarian but make it look like the thing im not wanting to eat. I can see now that its more of an econmical argument, I like it and I hope that you get to do it one day Ben, you have done all of this after all!

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Zikitel22

Yes!
Im sick of those iterative burgers

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Alex Lohr

My job as a developer is finding solutions to issues and I guess the apocalypse is a pretty tough one, so I'm not out of work soon.

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Adam Crockett 🌀

Thats the spirit :D

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Daniel Wallen • Edited

Bring on the apocalypse. I love testing my problem solving skills.

But seriously, I'd hide and buy time until someone else solves this one.

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Adam Crockett 🌀

Perhaps but I think you might be more forthcoming than you let on, out of the 600 or so who viewed this post, you cared to comment, maybe you are braver than you think

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Nicolás J. Engler

Leaving out the fact that it most likely would be a catastrophic world, I'd probably dedicate myself full-time to theater/acting and woodwork (for the record I have very little knowledge about woodwork but it is something I'd love to learn in depth).

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Adam Crockett 🌀

Don't wait for the end of the world, get out there and join a class 🙂

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jrothlander • Edited

It would be nice because there wouldn't be any of those those annoying people that always feel that they have to correct your grammar. Like when using "where" in the title of your thread when you meant "were". That sort of stuff.

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Adam Crockett 🌀

I often say that as a dyslexic person on a phone in the south of England, I am afforded a free pass

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jrothlander

Anyone using a phone gets a free pass in my opinion. I have all but giving up on them.

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Pandademic

Lock myself in a library with my refrigrator

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Adam Crockett 🌀

This is wise and as close to Google as your gonna get

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Pandademic

hahha Thanks

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Jayden Pearse

No computers?

That's easy, I'd make more computers.

Anyone who's actually interested in what kind of "apocalyptic" level event could destroy all of our computers but leave us alone should look into CMEs (Coronal Mass Ejections) and the Carrington Event (a historic example of an "apocalyptic" level CME hitting Earth).

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Adam Crockett 🌀

Quite so, an excellent citation as well

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Ben Sinclair

REMAIN INDOORS.

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Adam Crockett 🌀

Yes, being indoors for extended lengths of time is a useful skill, I do it exclusively 😂

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Conner Ow

I think if computers went away tomorrow, I'd break down and cry because that means no more programming lol.

I'd probably get into website design - with a pencil

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Adam Crockett 🌀

Like a magazine?

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Ibe-Sarah

I haven't really thought of this. I will just go back to my dance class

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Mohammed El-Afifi

I'll get back to my hobbies and the activities I love and establish more relationships with my acquaintances.

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Adam Crockett 🌀

This is a fine idea, share the love