What's your best dev pick-up line?

With Valentine's Day around the corner, what's your best dev pick-up line? Can also be a pick-up line you've seen somewhere!

Comments

[Christian Vasquez]

• "Hey, excuse me, but I couldn't stop recursively looking at how beautiful you are."

EDIT:

• "Everytime I try to count the things I like about you I run into an OutOfMemoryException."

[Ben Halpern]

"Everytime I try to count the things I like about you I run into an IndexOutOfBoundException."

I may be mistaken, but wouldn't that mean that you are expecting to find a value at a certain index but it is not there? Meaning, like, I thought I liked 10 things about you, but when I went to look it turned out it was only 7 or so.

[Lance Contreras]

Good point!

[Christian Vasquez]

Yeah, that's actually right... what I wanted to say was that there are even more things than I expected. How could I "refactor" that pick-up line?

#brainfartoftheday

[Kasey Speakman]

OutOfMemoryException

[Christian Vasquez]

Mah hero! 😂

[Stráhl István]

integer overflow? (in C or C++)

[Christian Vasquez]

• "Would you add your number to my phone's global scope?".

• "I don't know about you, but I always like to KISS on the first date" (Keep It Simple Stupid).

[Christian Vasquez]

• "You are the right type of Girl.java I need in my life."

[ottonicasio]

Wanna unzip my java package?

[Mike]

Haha, there's a similar pick up line here, check it out:
youtube.com/watch?v=MmPFMN6nYsg

[Christian Vasquez]

• "If you give me the chance, you will never have to create another branch."

[BVЯCH]

Damn, so romantic lol

[Meghan (she/her)]

No buffer in the world is big enough to store my love for you

[Meghan (she/her)]

Give me a handshake so I can secure this connection?

[Meghan (she/her)]

"Hello, it's me" - A Dell through the Windows

[Enrique Jose Padilla]

These are gonna be pretty cheesy but they made me chuckle:

• Hey girl, my attraction for you got an OutOfMemoryException
• You seem to be implementing my IdealGirlInterface.
• Wanna concatenate tonight?

[Bruno Louzada]

Girl are you CSS? Cause you got class

[Mike]

“If you were a composer package, I’d require global”

[Allan N Jeremy]

Lol, wow

[ｅｎｄａｎ]

Ready to git commit ted?

[Yechiel Kalmenson]

Me: hey, we should go out sometime.

Them: (hesitating a bit)

Me: sudo we should go out sometime.

[Jen Chan]

"Excuse me, what's the wifi password?"

[Camilla Santiago]

Are you an exception?
Because I always want to catch you.

K. Bye.