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Bad CSS-Dad Jokes (VI)

I recently published an article with 100 Web Development Jokes, and I'm continuing the tradition of writing terrible CSS/HTML jokes into the new year! Without further ado, here are the jokes and puns...


Why are developers impressed with Tailwind?
It is a class act.


One semantic class is worth one thousand utility classes.


Why was the web developer afraid of accordions?
Because the devil is in the <details>.

a demon sticking out of a details bar


CSS developers may seem flaky, but they always go the full 324in.


You can't judge a book by its background-size:cover.


border-width is my favorite CSS property.
It sticks with me through ⁠thick ⁠and ⁠thin.


Why did the <div> get upset?
It got bent out of shape().


What does CSS say when it's uncomfortable?
#00F

And when it's really uncomfortable: #0000000F!⁠

Meme showing Spanish coach Vicente del Bosque with an Oof! face


Why was the web page crying?
Because it got a <head>ache.


I was thinking about this alternative, but it feels off.


Why was the web page happy?
Because it hit the nail on the <head>


What movement does CSS Art belong to?
#DADA


Where do HTML elements go on vacation?
<spain>

Another option could be <li>sbon.


CSS doesn't like fruit, but it ate appearance.

CSS doesn't like fruit, but it ate appearance


What is CSS's favorite tree?
#BA0BAB.


Did you hear about the vibe coder who got attacked by a mountain lion?
It got Claude.


HTML threw an amazing party.
Everyone said it was <li>.


-webkit-box-reflect isn't standard... but it already sees itself there.


What is CSS developers' favorite cloud service?
azure.

What is CSS developers' favorite cloud service? azure.


- Knock, knock!
- Who's there?
- display:none
- display:none who?


- Knock, knock! - Who's there? - display:flex - display:flex who? - 😏


What's the most popular HTML element?
<time>⁠. It always has a date.


And that's it for now. You can check the previous editions of this series on my site:

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david duymelinck

The #DADA joke is the best, because it is painfully true.

And I didn't miss the connection between the Tailwind and semantic class joke.

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