Meme Monday

Today's comiCSS:

lol

Massimo Artizzu • May 19 '25 • Edited

For those wondering, it doesn't have to do with colors - at least, not with specific colors.

It has to do with privacy.

^this

That privacy dynamic is something I knew but never thought much about. It would make a really interesting article.

MilesWK • May 19 '25

yes, The great purple/blue debate!

But it's blue!
—JS, definitely

MilesWK • May 19 '25

yes. agreed. Frontend developers

It doesn't matter guys.

It's #7f5fa8

I checked.

But did you check with JS? 😉

JS does not see color.

Freddy Castro Ponce • May 19 '25

The registration page broke...

Anita Olsen • May 20 '25

And the software with it.

Teehee 😋

Reid Burton • May 19 '25 • Edited

I found a few keycaps on etsy:
One, two, three, four (plants are IN the keys), five (this one has "stress mushrooms")

These are kind of amazing

They certainly look very green and very touchable nods

Oh woah, such things truly exist!

I NEED THAT!

an • May 20 '25

no cap frr

Woah, you need to touch grass too?

Ava Nichols • May 19 '25

it me

Me as well 🤭

Tan Yong He • May 19 '25 • Edited

Recently made this meme when writing a tech post about Evil Twin Attacks 😈

If you're curious, here's the full article!

Wassim Soltani • May 19 '25

Fellow shrimps, make yourselves known!

me right now

I hate to say that's me but that's me

🫨

AmtrakGuy2 • Sep 5 '25

NOOOOOOO HOW DID YOU KNOW?! 😭😭😭

Etienne • May 19 '25

Why do it once manually when I can spend hours automating it?

Massimo Artizzu • May 21 '25

Nothing wrong, actually...

Source: xkcd

Reid Burton • May 22 '25

You see the thing with my age on my website, that's a react component I spent 16 hrs building.

Ben Halpern • May 22 '25

What did I just click on?

Reid Burton • May 23 '25

What do you mean?

Ben Halpern • May 21 '25

Hehe

Because next time, it'll only take seconds--until you have to debug :P

Reid Burton • May 21 '25

It took me 15 hours to write some code, that saves me rembering a two second task once a year.

Antoine Raymond • May 23 '25

Are you referring to your code that renders the age based on the given date ? ^^

I just took a look to your website, that's impressive !

Reid Burton • May 23 '25

Yes.

Besworks • May 19 '25

MilesWK • May 19 '25

Python loops:

Good:

while True: 
  print('hello')

Kind of Good:

for x in range(0,9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999):
   print('hello')

Bad:

import threading
import time
import random
import itertools
from functools import reduce

class HelloOracle:
    def __init__(self):
        self.messages = ["h", "e", "l", "l", "o"]
        self.truth = self.conjure_eternity()

    def assemble_message(self):
        return reduce(lambda x, y: x + y, self.messages)

    def summon_keeper_of_cycles(self):
        class Keeper:
            def __init__(self):
                self.universe = itertools.cycle([True, True, True])
            def tick(self):
                return next(self.universe)
        return Keeper()

    def conjure_eternity(self):
        while True:
            yield self.assemble_message()

    def delay_of_the_sages(self):
        ancient_times = [0.001 * i for i in range(1, 4)]
        return random.choice(ancient_times)

    def unleash_forever(self):
        keeper = self.summon_keeper_of_cycles()
        chant = self.truth

        def recursive_awakening(depth=1):
            if not keeper.tick():
                return
            message = next(chant)
            print(message)
            time.sleep(self.delay_of_the_sages())
            threading.Thread(target=recursive_awakening, args=(depth + 1 if random.random() > 0.5 else 1,)).start()

        recursive_awakening()

class CosmicInitiator:
    def __init__(self):
        self.oracle = HelloOracle()

    def begin(self):
        self.oracle.unleash_forever()

def the_final_beginning():
    ritual = CosmicInitiator()
    ritual.begin()

if __name__ == "__main__":
    the_final_beginning()

ChatGPT made the last one

Actually kinda cool. Probably doesn't work, but a good example of how to write convoluted code :D

Love this template

What about


if (condition === true) {
    return A;
}
else if (condition === false) {
    return B;
}

Besworks • May 20 '25

That would have to be Lawful Chaotic. Because it looks carefully defined, but it's missing the else statement to handle the case where condition is not boolean.

This guy logics

Matt Ellen-Tsivintzeli • May 21 '25

Chaotic evil (JS edition)

switch(true)
{
  case condition:
    return A;
  default:
    return B;
}

Besworks • May 21 '25

Definitely a better Chaotic Evil example than the one in the chart because that try/finally code is more like Chaotic Nonsense.

Tullis • May 19 '25

Interesting outcome from this week's AI-generated take on the cover image joke

Wassim Soltani • May 20 '25

I'm done 😂

Schemetastic (Rodrigo) • May 19 '25

This is some good improvement for the really bad ones of past weeks, haha,

Galloway Developer • May 19 '25