Full of deadlines

You know the vibe.

🕒 The Mountain of Deadlines: Every ticket is "URGENT." The project timeline is a work of fiction. We're shipping tomorrow, but we're still debating the database schema.

🤝 The Sea of Meetings: Your calendar is a solid block of blue. You're in a "planning meeting" to plan for the "refinement meeting" later. You spend more time talking about work than doing it.

💻 The Avalanche of Code: Your IDE has more tabs than a browser. You're debugging a ghost, reviewing a massive PR, and building a new feature all at once.

📞 The Phones are Ringing: Slack is blinking. Emails are pouring in. There's a "small issue" in production, but the client is treating it like a system-wide catastrophe.

So what did we do?

We looked at the mountain, the sea, the avalanche, and the ringing phones.

And we decided to make a meme about it.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a meeting about why we're behind schedule.