I wrote a fiction series with six characters. Each one drinks a different coffee.
I didn't plan it that way. But somewhere around the tenth story, I realized: what someone orders at the bar says more about them than anything they actually say.
Here's the lineup:
Lena โ Long Black โ
Espresso and water. No milk, no sugar. Clean, sharp, nothing to hide. The bartender stopped asking her order a few episodes in. She walks in, he just makes it.
Mark โ Pour-over ๐ซ
The slowest extraction method there is. You control the water temperature, the flow rate, every single step. That's Mark โ always three moves ahead, planting traps inside routine work.
Leo โ Flat White ๐ค
Looks simple. Demands the most craft. Easygoing on the surface, pure technical muscle underneath.
P โ Espresso ๐ฅ
Shortest. Strongest. Gone in one sip. Zero decoration. Just like P โ zero pronouns, zero inner monologue, zero small talk.
Alex โ Latte ๐ฅ
The most milk, the gentlest cup. He's the quietest of the six. Slowest to react emotionally. Fastest to pull up the data.
Derek โ Americano ๐ซ
![Derek โ Americano]
Espresso diluted with water. Looks like a regular coffee, but the core is still espresso. Loud and casual on the outside. Wounded pride on the inside.
Today I had an Apple-C Americano with sparkling water,
from Luckin Coffee โ a chain in China that keeps inventing wild flavor combos ๐งช. Coconut foam lattes, cheese cream lattes, even a baijiu-infused one with Moutai. This one hit way too hard. For about ten minutes I was convinced I could talk to 30 AI agents at once โ I test an agent platform for a living โ then I looked at my screen and realized I'd been talking to the same one the whole time. ๐
That got me thinking: what does everyone here drink while they work?
So โ what's your drink? ๐
Doesn't have to be coffee. Tea, cola, energy drinks, plain water, whatever keeps you going.
Got any interesting local coffee combos where you live? And if you had to describe your work style as a drink, what would it be?
Top comments (109)
Water obviously
Sugarcane juice ๐น
and Indian Tea โ๐คฃ
I asked you to tell me what browser you're using and why and you are commenting on @xulingfeng 's post.
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Because replying to your comment takes time, you know And it was my lunch time (breakfast + lunch ๐คฃ), so when Xulingfengโs post came out, I commented there and then went to eat. Your comment came around that time too!
Come on, have a little patience! I was going to reply anyway. I have to eat too, right? Haha! Iโll reply a little later. Iโm a working human, please understand! ๐คฃ
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Ohh bhagwan! ๐คฃ
jai shree ram ๐ฅ
Ram Ram ๐๐ป
ram ram, I'm eating, oh bhagwan, all thing you commented just till now no comments of which browser are you using, and why and still this discussion is going in xulingfeng's post and that's why his post is in active discussions.. uh
leave it.
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃNeed some lemonade to cool off right now๐
Chrome ๐
Chrome and edge๐
hmm, and why
Firefox also only 3
bruhh you both replying in xulingfeng's post.
then what's the point?
leave it, If I yelled more you guys will ignore me same like a 20year + system architect lol ๐คฃ
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I ruined such a cute post and the whole thread.
that's why you should ruin my post with comments
Because itโs popularโฆ But Chromeโs memory hog issue is really terrible.
yeah, ram eating monster.
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Sugarcane juice gets my full praise!๐
I like also Mango juice.
Love mango! I also recommend mango pomelo sago.(ๆจๆ็้ฒ) ๐ฅญ
Okay ๐๐ป
Now I am waiting for @ndcodes
(Cooking king ๐)
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You guys should speak in English. I donโt know that much Chinese hahaha
Hahaha, let me sum it up and translate! This guy is single and balding, but his abilities have grown immensely, just like Saitama from One Punch Man๐คฃ
Depends on the time of day:
Friday? Beer! ๐บ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Bitter drinks for the grind, haha! But Iโm not into bitter flavors myself โ I add plenty of sugar. I also occasionally grab beer late at night with grilled skewers ๐๐บ, absolute bliss!
With the amount of coffee I drink, if I added sugar to every cup, I'd get really fat ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
And that sounds great, I'm a big BBQ fan, so anything grilled (with a beer, of course) is awesome!
Just curious, is Apple-C Americano still coffee? ๐ ๐คฃ
Yep itโs still coffee! Espresso is the foundation, apple soda just adds fruity fizz ๐
Totally agree, grilled food with beer hits different.
I avoid the scale these days ๐คฃ Even if I look slim, Iโm nervous about the reading.
Daily intake
Weekly intake
Used to take coffee, but not any more. Coffee makes me too much dehydrated.
Thatโs such a healthy routine! Too much coffee isnโt great.
Over here, our classic health hack: steeping goji berries in a thermos ๐
Itโs the โadult developer survival drinkโ!
Thanks. ๐ฅฐ
Had unhealthy habits for a long time, not any more ๐คฃ
Iโm still trying to break my bad habit of eating grilled skewers late at night. But they just smell so good ๐คฃ
LOL. Yeah, why all the delicious food are unhealthy? ๐คฃ
Hahaha, thatโs the classic dilemma! You canโt have both the fish and the bearโs paw. My mind picks health, but my body craves delicious food. And my body wins, so I just listen to it ๐คฃ
Detox warm lemon water is actually really healthy! :D
While I'm working? Coffee (pleasure moment, 3 times per day), water (yeah, just hydration, lol) ... after work - a beer ("dinner augmentation") or a wine (closing the day, feeling like a priest, lol) !
All coffee and alcohol through the whole day! Come on, let me recommend Chinaโs office wellness combo: thermos with goji berries, haha ๐
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Compared to other community veterans, my badge collection is pretty small ๐
Lol yeah gotta make it sufferable, so I don't really have a choice!
P.S. no wait, I mentioned water as well, you ignored that! (but only a little bit, if I'm honest)
Oops, my bad! I zeroed in on coffee and wine ๐ Water is the unsung hero then. You can still add goji berries to it!๐
Haha it's okay, I mentioned the water mainly as an excuse for the rest ;-) and I'll keep the berries in mind!
Haha, donโt forget the thermos, this magic tool! But Iโm curious โ do most of you prefer ice water? From American TV shows, I rarely see people drinking hot boiled water ๐
Just cold/cool water (from our hot/cold water machine), not ice :-)
Got it! Cool water is refreshing enough ๐ Our thermos goji berry drink is warm, totally different vibe.
we both launched our 2 posts.
let's see which post will be more viral lol.
I know it's yours just kidding no challenge.
hands off to you ๐๏ธ๐ค
by the way I drink lemonade sometimes and plain water mostly.
Lol, fun friendly race! ๐คฃ Water & lemonade are solid picks. Iโm stuck with coffee for those long testing marathons.
I'm not adult so my mom doesn't allow me to drink coffee, I drink chai(you know this?) only when I am sick.
other wise main drink is water and lemonade
I am allergic to chai :( So coffee only. But I like coffee more, so it's a good thing ;)
It would be even better if there were some pictures. After all, Iโve never seen real chai in person.๐
Recently, plain water is my favorite ๐ง
Caffeine makes me a bit too hyper ๐ธ
Water is such a solid pick! I totally get it, caffeine can make some people super hyper ๐
Grab a thermos, add goji berries into your plain water โ my classic wellness hack ๐
it gone viral
86 comments, 39 reaction lol.
I know you will beat me.
Haha this thread totally blew up! All thanks to everyone joining this fun chat ๐
We just keep drifting into interesting topics.
yeah fun chat... hope that fun chat occurred in my post's chats too so that it shows up in active discussions...
I can give you a hint! Compare your first viral post with this one, and youโll find the answer๐
hmm, let me see.
only this is different I can see. from my other posts.
I can only give you a subtle hint. The key lies in the postโs theme, youโll need to figure it out yourself๐
Haha long black - one and only ๐
Wonderful taste! Long Black is Lenaโs drink in my story. Sheโs also a woman with a calm, sharp mind, and this strong, unsweetened coffee suits her perfectly. It says a lot about your own great taste๐
mostly coca cola, coffee, tea, basically anything but water ๐
No matter what you drink, it just lacks soul without KFC fried chicken as the pairing๐คฃ
Very true... I had KFC 2 days ago, had to drive next town over for a thing, so got some on the way back. It just hits different ๐
You have to drive to get KFC, thatโs tough! Call KFC and ask them to open a branch near your place sooner ๐
๐ญ You dont understand, this town has NO fast food. Literally nothing, the closest we have is a restaurant that does takeaways... No pizza, burgers, chicken, nothing... So only way is a 1h drive to the next town to go get.
Btw, sorry that I've been gone for a while. Wasnt a very fun week tbh. I had to drive through to my parents to go put my 13 year old dog (toy pom) down. He wasnt doing all too great... So really havent been in a very good headspace. Luckily the mother-in-law and brother-in-law came to visit us for the next month, so gunna be a busy time ๐
Iโm so sorry to hear about your dog ๐ฅบ That must have been really tough for you.
Itโs such a bummer that thereโs no fast food nearby, a one-hour drive just for fried chicken is quite a journey.
Hope you have a nice and busy month with your family visiting!
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