How to prove you are a programmer in one sentence?

Let's discuss what would you say in one sentence?

I always count things from 0, 1, 2... 😛

Comments

[Ben Sinclair]

"Hi, I'm a programmer."

I'm not sure of a better way to prove it than claiming it.

[arasrezaei]

While(noSuccess)
tryAgain()
if (dead) break;

[Guillermo Alfonso Morales]

I'm a simple algorithm trying to avoid bugs.

[Dan Fockler]

You know there is a huge difference between a thread and a string.

[Brandin Chiu]

Start every conversation with "hello world".

[Adrian Perea]

How about we go back to localhost?

[Paweł Kowalski]

Throw random Knuth quote. ;)

[Mike Talbot ⭐]

I thunk therefore I am.

[Madza]

Instead of 'Hip hip hooray' use a shorthand: ['hip', 'hip']

[Gaurav Saini]

Sometimes I send text messages like this - hey(); and it's not even intentional. I guess it's more like second nature for me now.