How Do You Fit a Swarm of Agents in a Clown Car? (A MatrixSwarm How-To)
Step right up, children of the cloud! Ready for a carnival trick your ops team won’t believe? Imagine stuffing your entire AI automation swarm into a single, tamper-proof, encrypted artifact—no Docker, no plugins, no side files. Just one directive, and a circus of agents ready to roll anywhere, anytime...
(Cue the calliope music)
Welcome to the Clown Car Directive
Most devs know that deploying agents across multiple servers can feel like herding... well, cats in clown suits.
- You want security: Only your code, never a Trojan, should run.
- You want portability: Deploy the whole act on any server, no “missing file” errors, no “works on my laptop” excuses.
That’s where the --clown-car
and --hash-bang
flags for encrypt_directive.py
come in. Let’s peel back the tent flap...
Step 1: The Great Clown Car Trick (--clown-car
)
What does the clown car do?
- For every agent in your directive, it grabs their source code, encodes it in Base64, and packs it right inside the directive file under
src_embed
.
What does this mean?
- Your entire automation circus (gatekeeper, sentinel, matrix brain, and more) travels as one artifact.
- Drop it anywhere—bare metal, VM, cloud, basement Raspberry Pi. No missing files. No “but where’s agent.py?”
How to use:
python encrypt_directive.py \
--in my_directive.py \
--out my_directive.encrypted.json \
--clown-car
Step 2: The Impossible HashBang Escape (--hash-bang)
What’s hash_bang for?
It’s the padlock on your clown car’s door.
For each agent, it calculates a SHA256 hash of the code (from disk, or from src_embed if you used clown car).
The hash gets added to the directive as hash_bang.
Why does this matter?
At spawn time, MatrixSwarm checks:
“Is this the same code I packed in the clown car?”
If not, the ride’s over.
No hash match, no agent run—no exceptions.
How to use:
[glitched] python encrypt_directive.py \
--in my_directive.py \
--out my_directive.encrypted.json \
--hash-bang
Best Practice: Both Together—A Tamper-Proof, Portable Freakshow
--clown-car runs first, embedding code for each agent.
--hash-bang runs second, hashing each newly embedded chunk.
Finally, you encrypt the directive—locking the whole act in an unbreakable vault.
Combined Command:
``bash
[glitched] python encrypt_directive.py \
--in my_directive.py \
--out my_directive.encrypted.json \
--clown-car \
--hash-bang
Result:
A single, encrypted, verifiable artifact containing your whole swarm.
Deploy it anywhere—and sleep tight knowing nobody’s swapping your code for a “killer clown” variant in the night.
Why Stop at Agents? (Core Packing Teaser)
Soon, even the Swarm’s core will pile in the clown car—
No stray Python modules, no disk dependencies, no loopholes.
MatrixSwarm: The only automation platform where every byte in your ops mesh is signed, sealed, and delivered.
Questions? Want a Live Demo?
Find me on X: @matrixswarm
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pip install matrixswarm
Dare to join the circus?
Spin up your own Swarm, and let’s see how many agents you can pack in the car before the next act...
You want bulletproof ops?
You want a show?
MatrixSwarm delivers both, with room for every clown in the codebase.
— MatrixSwarm Ringmaster (a.k.a. @matrixswarm, and the digital General at your service)
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