Why so serious? Collection of remarkable tweets #2

#fun #twitter

Take a pause. Put work aside for a minute and look how much fun is on Twitter. Many knowledgable people share tons of great tips there. But today, I gathered tweets containing entertaining and sometimes even very realistic content.

They come from different areas: #development, #design, #UI/#UX, #philosophy, office and ordinary #life. Sorted in random order without any preference and split across four posts.

I hope my selection will make your Friday even more joyful!

Phil Hawksworth

@philhawksworth

function checkAgain() {
@Twitter: Want to see latest tweets first?
Me: Yes please.
@Twitter: How about now?
Me: Yes please.
@Twitter: And now?
Me: Yes.
@Twitter: We switched you to top tweets first
Me: No. Put it back.
}

do {
checkAgain()
} while (sunHasFuel)

09:52 AM - 19 May 2019

15 69

I Am Recruitr

@iamrecruitr

Just so I’m clear, laptop stickers are the tech equivalent of prison tattoos right?

12:04 PM - 18 Apr 2018

4730 12967

Hazel Clementine 🇦🇷

@clementinehazel

math notations explained

= equals
=/= not equals
< left
> right
! LOUD NUMBER
~ worm
π stonehenge
√ right answer
x wrong answer
⋯ soon…
∮ what Exactly the fuck
∝ fish
∞ fish with 2 heads
↯ lightning
:⇔ he Scream

04:24 AM - 23 Apr 2019

10591 27545

I Am Devloper

@iamdevloper

Me reviewing 500 lines of code in a PR

▶ 🔘──────── 00:03

Me reviewing 10 lines of code in a PR

▶ 🔘──────── 2:48:11

09:42 AM - 06 Jul 2018

993 4029

daniel thompson

@tbfspace

I have just opened a meeting by asking ‘does anyone know why we’re having this meeting’. At which point no one could answer, so we cancelled the meeting.

18:12 PM - 11 Dec 2018

2491 17184

ashley o stan acct

@hellakyra

office culture is someone bringing in donuts and everyone for some reason refusing to take a whole one and cutting off 3/8 of the donut and then at the end of the day there's like 17/25ths of 9 different donuts left

14:27 PM - 17 Jan 2019

9610 65749

I Am Devloper

@iamdevloper

when you've snuck into a dev meet up as a recruiter and get asked your thoughts on React

11:43 AM - 30 Jan 2018

1269 6121

Bobby Goodlatte

@rsg

I’ve found it. The worst user interface ever built 😂

02:38 AM - 09 Jul 2019

702 3908

Todd Motto™

@toddmotto

Space X sends a rocket up into space.
Lands back on its feet back on earth 7minutes later.
I can't even run an npm install in that time.

12:48 PM - 09 Oct 2017

1350 3113

joernchen

@joernchen

Basic Web security:

2019: Paste "<script>alert(1)</script>" in every input field

2009: Paste "<script>alert(1)</script>" in every input field

1999: Paste "<script>alert(1)</script>" in every input field

12:24 PM - 18 Jan 2019

819 2618